Here is What's On for Friday Feb 28th 2020
Streaming:
Netflix has a bunch of things--Babylon Berlin Season 3!
Queen Sono
Unstoppable
Restaurants On the Edge
All the Bright Places
Formula 1: Drive to Survive
Broadcast:
8:00
MacGyver (CBS): Mac must work quickly to rescue survivors from a collapsed building in Germany, he discovers a new safety threat--an undetonated bomb from WW2 which is hidden beneath the rubble! (No Sweat for Big Mac!)
Lincoln Rhymes and the Hunt for the Bone Collector (NBC): Lincoln, Amelia, and the team are tasked with tracking down an anonymous bomber who's targeting a string of building across Manhattan; the marriage between The Bone Collector and his wife Danielle (?!?!?!) reaches a crossroads. (The Bone Collector's Married?!?!?!?!?)
Shark Tank (ABC): Moving on down to Friday nights is this longtime staple of Friday nights! After nearly a month off the air--this show comes back tonight with new episodes with "A product that adds a constant comfortable resistance to workouts; a product that eliminates bland dog food; an event space that features an American family favorite game; a multipurpose skin softening product; and Maria Sharapova guest judges. (This all makes sense to me!!!!)
Friday Night Smackdown (FOX): Smackdowns are once again as per custom, given out, handed down, and passed around. (that is how its done on the Smackdown--or not i wouldn't actually know)
Charmed (The CW): The titular trio of witches must track down an enemy to save one of their one; Maggie comes face to face with Parker; Macy solicits Julian's help; Mel and Harry uncover a mysterious truth. ("Sudden Death" is the name of the episode---so i expect there to be a nod to the Van Damme movie of the same name somewhere damnit!)
RuPaul's Drag Race (VH1): Returning for its 12th season (!!!!) Top Pick tonight goes to this reality competition which features contestants all vying to be America's Next Top Drag Star. (I came this close to saying America's Next Top Model) Tonight's two hour (TWO HOURS?!?!?!? Oy) premiere features the contestants trying to write and perform their own original rap number. (The name of the episode is "I'm That Bitch") (No you're not, that's Lizzo's song!)
The UnXplaned (History): This is more of a compilation geared towards the return of the show tomorrow night.
Bunk'd (Disney): Lou puts on a fundraiser concert at the camp to raise money for her first cause as Deputy Mayor--getting Mike Bloomberg elected President! (No i'm kidding---its to build a playground for the kids of Moose Rump)
Love On Iceland (Hallmark): Your Hallmark Movie of the Evening is this one where "Seeking inspiration for work, Chloe gathers her college travel group back together for a trip to Iceland, but when her ex shows up uninvited, sparks soon begin to fly." Starring Kaitlin Doubleday and Colin Donnell. (shrugs) Why not Iceland--I bet its great in the summer!
8:30
Gabby Duran and the Unsittibles (Disney): When Wesley and Gabby have a mishap and accidentally kiss, they steal some untested alien mind wip tech from Jeremy in hopes of erasing the entire thing from their memories. (Well i'm sure that'll end well for sure!)
9:00
Hawaii 5-0 (CBS): The team investigates a murder on a cargo ship where pirates impersonated the Coast Guard in order to board the boat; Adam finally gets the evidence he needs to take down the island's Yakuza operation once and for all. (Yeah but like as we've already established, everybody on this show who's not a regular or recurring cast member is apparently in the Yakuza!!!)
Dateline (NBC): A father accused of murdering his son and wife 20 years apart speaks out about being at the center of 2 different murder investigations. (I'm gonna guess he feels bad--it'd be weird if he said otherwise right???)
20/20 (ABC): After spending almost 10 years behind bars for his former girlfriend's death--a crime he says he did not commit--Nicholas McGuffin gets interviewed post release and wrongful conviction. (His name is literally McGuffin???? Huh that's kinda crazy)
Dynasty (The CW): As Blake and Alexis continue to vie for the affection of Fallon and Adam, Crystal finds herself resorting to drastic measures to carry out their plans; Liam contends with someone from his past; Dominique calls in a consequential favor with Culhane. (The episode is titled "That Wicked Stepmother")
Diners, Drive Ins, and Dives (Food): In Honolulu, a family eatery is going strong serving Thailand specialties; In Dallas a cool spot is blowing up with pizza and pasta peculiarities; and in D.C. a pizza table tennis mashup place is serving up some winning combos. (Pizza Table Tennis???)
Supernanny (Lifetime): NEW!
Gold Rush (Discovery) NEW!
Gomer Pyle (MeTV): "The Price of Tomatoes" A tomato farmer is living on what is supposed to be military land
9:30
American Masters (PBS): A rerun of their 90 minute profile of Basquiat---the rise to fame in the late 70's and early 80's of the famous artist.
Green Acres (MeTV): A disappearing horse has Lisa thinking that Oliver's imagining things. (nods)
10:00
Blue Bloods (CBS): In a rerun from October (Damnit!!!!!) " Frank takes one of Jamie's cases to heart when it involves the suspicious death of his friend's wife; Erin receives an unsolved robbery case that is all but impossible to crack without the help of Anthony." (Good thing Anthony is basically your chief investigator and your primary asset/assistant then!)
Strike Back (Cinemax): The former security chief of a secure Russian research facility plans to sell a deadly piece of military tech to Zayef and Mahir; but the device winds up in the hands of a notorious Israeli gangster who promises to make matters even more complicated. (Well yeah that's what notorious gangsters tend to do--you think Al Capone ever made things easier on anyone???)
The Weekly (FX): Apparently now airing on Friday nights is this investigative reporter show (Wasn't it airing on Sundays--when did it move to Fridays?!?!?!?) this week there's an in-depth look at "The Sicario" a notorious cartel hitman who has admittedly killed about 100 people may walk free without being charged with a single charge due to something or other--extradition maybe???"
(That's followed at 10:30 by another episode where Reporter Ben Weider discovers a terrible cover up of abuse inside a group home in the Bronx and investigates how the state failed to shield the inhabitants.)
Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO): See Amadeus! (Consult Your Local Amadeus For More Information!)
11:00
High Maintenance (HBO): 2 sisters clean out their childhood home after the untimely death of their mother; the Guy delivers to a bickering couple renegotiating their relationship; a new mother hosts her teenage cousin from out of town in for a visit. (nods)
Live From the Comedy Cellar (Comedy Central)
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND ONE AND ALL! I ACTUALLY MIGHT NOW THAT I GOT MY HEAT BACK!!!!
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