It Should(n't) Happen To SVU And Other Friday Headlines

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Keep Crying, Nazi [Medium]

'The Bolshevik Doc Brown' [The Bulwark]

D.C. Is Finally Getting A Second Statue In The U.S. Capitol [DCist]

Poor Friendless Roodles [Wonkette]

Mark Halperin Is Engaging In Some Grade-A Self-Pitying [Mother Jones]

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NBC Is Definitely Trying To Kill Me [TV Line]

Lori Loughlin's Trial In The Operation Varsity Blues Scandal Won't Start Until October [The A.V. Club]  

Bong Joon-Ho Did An AMA On Reddit [Pajiba]

The Rewatchables Are Definitely Stealing From Franko's 'Thoughts On' Watch List, As They Discuss Vision Quest This Week [The Ringer Podcast]

'Yellowstone Bison Entering Montana Face Slaughter, Hunters' [Casper Star Tribune] 

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Leicester Square In London Is Hosting A Celebration Of Iconic Movie Characters [Tom & Lorenzo]

Sofía Vergara's First Post-Modern Family Gig Will Be As A Judge On America's Got Talent [Deadline]

The Mormon Temple In Kensington, Maryland Will Soon Be Rededicated, Which Means Non-LDS Church Members Have A Rare Opportunity To See The Inside [DCist]

'The Liquor Company That's Highlighting How Black History Shaped American Whiskey' [Town & Country]

Gloria Steinham Was Warned By Jane Fonda To Stay Far Away From Harvey Weinstein [Yahoo! Entertainment]

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'Mississippi Man Discovers Signed Photo Of The 1934 Washington Senators In His Attic' [The Washington Post]

Still Waiting On The Brady/Belichick Break-Up To Become Official [The Ringer]

The Struggles Of Black Coaches In The NBA [Yahoo! Sports]

I'm Not Worried About The Jayhawks Winning It All, Because Bill Self Is Nothing If Not A Master Choker [USA Today]

Lots Of Astros Players Are Getting Beaned In Spring Training [Business Insider]

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Notable Television Premieres On This Day

Coach [1989]
The Marriage Red [2010]

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