Knives Out For Chris Evans And Other Wednesday Headlines

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If You Hate Yourself And Want To Metaphorically Kick Yourself In The Nuts For Ninety Minutes, Enjoy This Interview With Colin Cowherd [The Ryen Russillo Podcast]

Ginger Upstart Joe Kennedy III Made His Senate Debate Debut Against Ed Markey And Thankfully There Was No Saliva Dribbling Off His Mouth [WGBH/YouTube]

Ranking All Of Michael Bloomberg's Campaign Ads [Slate]

What's President BabyShits Whining About Now? [The Daily Beast]

'Alan Dershowitz Peddling Antisemitic Conspiracy Theories To Breitbart' [Wonkette]

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Rosario Dawson Very Vaguely 'Came Out' [Page Six]

Let's Drag Chris Evans For A Completely Stupid Reason [Pajiba]

Actress And Composer Ja'Net Dubois Has Died [NBC News]

Will Harris *And* Mary Steenburgen, Together In One Place [Vulture]

#GoldDiggerFail [DListed]

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Revisiting Paris Is Burning [Tom & Lorenzo]

If You Miss Stephen Colbert At Night, You Can Watch Him In The Morning On Pop TV [Deadline]

Four-Time Tony Winner Zoe Caldwell Has Died [The Washington Post]

D.C. Is A City Full Of Phantom 'Paper Streets' [DCist]

Welcome To 'Dumpuary' [The Big Picture Podcast]

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Thin Skinned Trumpkin Aubrey Huff Was Cut Off During A Radio Interview After Only Eight Minutes [SF Gate]

A Newborn Baby Was Named For The Nationals [The Washington Post]

Ben Affleck Is Blabbing About What Tom Brady Shared Regarding His Future Plans But Spoiler Alert: It's Pretty Boring [WEEI]

LeBron James Is Not Impressed With How MLB Has Handled The Sign-Stealing Scandal [USA Today]

The Astros Are The Donald Trump Of Major League Baseball [The Bulwark]

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Notable Television Premieres On This Day
Mister Rogers' Neighborhood [1968]

Today's Anti-Trumpidote