High Impropriety And Other Friday Headlines

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Film Distributor Neon Responded to The Drooling Moron Complaining About Parasite's Best Picture Oscar Win [Newsweek]

The Twitter Trolling Is The Point For The Cult [The Bulwark]

What The Fuck Is Wrong With These People? [NBC News]

Chasten Buttigieg Is All Too Familiar With Assholes Like Rush Limbaugh [The Hill]

'Don't Cyber With Rudy, Your Computer Will Get The Herp!' [Wonkette]

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'Mel Brooks And Carl Reiner Share The Secret Of Their Seventy-Year Friendship' [The Guardian]

Steven Spielberg's Adopted Daughter Says She Was Molested 'Outside Her Family' And Is Going Into Porn [Mercury News]

Killing Eve Is Getting Yet Another Showrunner [The Wrap]

Paying Tribute To The Long History Of Dogs On Celluloid [The Ringer]

'Everybody Loves Pete Davidson'? Assumes Facts Not In Evidence [Pajiba]

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Colin Jost Two Days In A Row? I Need A Vacation [Page Six]

The Berlin International Film Festival Issued A Statement About The Mass Shooting In Hanau [The Hollywood Reporter]

Amie Harwick's Killer Could Get The Death Penalty For Her Murder [Deadline]

If You Want To Watch The Next All Stars Edition Of RuPaul's Drag Race, It Will Cost You A Showtime Subscription [Reality Blurred]

Two Little Girls 'Are Sharing Their Kindness And Creativity With Homeless Pets' [WBZ Boston/YouTube]

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David Ortiz Has Thoughts On Mike Fiers [Bleacher Report]

Fiers Says He's Received Death Threats Since Blowing The Whistle On The Astros [Sports Illustrated]

The Athletic Is Losing Armen Keteyian [Awful Announcing]

This Year's French Open Will Be Without Roger Federer [NBC Sports]

Bob Baffert Has A Stable Full Of 2020 Derby Hopefuls [Blood Horse] 

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Notable Television Premieres On This Day
Real Time With Bill Maher [2003]

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