An American Embarrassed And Other Wednesday Headlines

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Elect A ClownNazi, Expect A CircusNazi Rally-Cum-Variety-Show [Slate]

Trumpstains Went Into Defcon-1 Meltdowns Because Nancy Pelosi Treated That Speech Exactly As It Deserved To Be Treated [USA Today]

Rest In Peace, Iowa Caucuses [The Bulwark]

'The Most Important Election In Your Lifetime' [The Washington Post]

Chris Wallace Pinkie Promises That 'Embarrassing' Portions Of His 2016 Interview With Dear Leader Were *Not* Cut From Air [Mediaite]

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The Rumored Plot Of The Honey, I Shrunk The Kids Reboot Is A Buzzkill, To Put It Mildly [Pajiba]

Netflix Is Allegedly Ponying Up The Dough For Oscars [WSJ, Paywalled]

One Of The Bachelor Bimbos Lost The Honor Of Being The 'Digital Cover' For Cosmo Because She's A #WhiteLivesMatter Knob [TODAY]

Liza Does Not Seem To Have Much Interest In Seeing Judy [Variety]

Peak Stupid Is Shelling Out $2,500 For A Dinner Where You Are Told All The Ways You Are Privileged And Racist [The Guardian]

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Mo'Nique Continues To Bitch About Oprah And Defending Michael Jackson [DListed]

Gene Reynolds, Co-Creator Of M*A*S*H, Has Died [The Hollywood Reporter]

Legendary Editor Alice Mayhew Has Died [The New York Times]

The Jurors In Harvey Weinstein's Trial Were Forced To Look At Naked Pictures Of Him [Page Six]

Competitive Voguing Is Still A Thing, Who Knew? [Jezebel]

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In Spite Of The Fact That Kobe Bryant Admitted Violating A Woman Against Her Will, Lisa Leslie Insists He Would Never Have Done That And Stop Being 'Disrespectful' By Bringing It Up, Thx [CBS News]

Popular Red Sox Star Mookie Betts Won't Spend His Entire Career In Boston After All [CBS Sports]

'The Utter Disgrace Of The Mookie Betts Trade' [The Ringer]

Oh, The Humanity! The Voter Who Denied Jeets His Unanimous Hall Of Fame Induction Is Still Unidentified [USA Today]

A Documentary On Willie O'Ree, The First Black NHL Player, Will Air On ESPN February 17th [Awful Announcing]

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Notable Television Premieres On This Day
The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour [1967]

Fish [1977]

Mystery! [1980]
Where On Earth Is Carmen Sandiego? [1994]

Today's Anti-Trumpidote - BEN & BING