Tim Tebow Is Finally Off The Market & De-Virginized And Other Tuesday Headlines

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My 'Amy For America' Lawn Sign Is Paying Off [Wonkette]

'Is The Oath A Joke?' [The Bulwark]

Charlie Baker Is Very Sorry He Called Ayanna Pressley's MLK Day Remarks 'A Rant' [Boston]

Alex Petri Is Endorsing Everyone [The Washington Post]

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Ginge Definitely Has Inherited His Mother's Addiction To Attention [DListed]

The Interim Head Of The Recording Academy Says His Predecessor Fabricated Complaints To Cover Her Ass [Page Six]

Tim Tebow Got Married, Bless [USA Today]

Courtney Stodden Is Finally Free Of Doug Hutchison [Fox News]

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Someone Stop Catherine Zeta-Jones From Fucking With Her Face Any Further [Celebitchy]

Harry Hamlin Says Playing A Gay Character In Making Love Put His Film Career In The Dumpster [The Hollywood Reporter]

Pete Hammond Handicaps The Oscar Race [Deadline]

An Earless Cat In Wisconsin Was Crocheted A Replacement Set [MSN]

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Remembering Rocky Johnson [The Ringer]

Will The Ringer Be Sold? [Awful Announcing]

Elliott Benchetrit Continues To Be Roasted After Asking A Ball Girl To Peel His Banana [Yahoo! Sports]

The Celtics Curb-Stomped The Lakers [Sports Illustrated]

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Notable Television Premieres
MacGruder & Loud [January 20, 1985]
Father Dowling Mysteries [January 20, 1989]

Dawson's Creek [January 20, 1998]

Breaking Bad  [January 20, 2008]

Nanny And The Professor [January 21, 1973]

The Following [January 21, 2013]

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