Threaping Booty And Other Friday Headlines

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Trump's Most Recent Accuser Of Sexual Harassment Apparently Got A Time Out From Her Job [The Daily Beast]

Bret Baier Went Full Jasoo, Never Go Full Jasoo [Mediaite]

It's The Economic AnxietyStupid, Stupid: Yet More Butt Scratching About Why The Cultists Won't Leave The Cult [Politico]

CNN Contributor Wajahat Ali's Three Year Old Daughter Celebrated Her Cancer-Free Diagnosis [Twitter]

'Virginia Democrats Get Petty, And It Is A Glorious Sight' [Wonkette]

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The Critics' Choice Awards Will Follow The Golden Globes In Going With An All Plant-Based Menu [The Hollywood Reporter]

I'm Sure The Very Calm, Very Reasonable Social Media Mobs Aren't Going To Have Any Issue With The Man Who Used Sleeping Beauty To Propose To His Girlfriend [CBS Boston]

Several Former Fox Employees - Including Megyn Kelly - Discussed Their Feelings About Bombshell [YouTube]

Inside The Jury Selection Process For Harvey Weinstein's Trial [CNN]

Celebrity Trainer Jillian Michaels Stands Behinds Her Comments Critical Of Lizzo's Weight [New York Daily News]

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Everyone Hates John McCain's Daughter [DListed]

Ginge And Cringe Were 'Forced' To Go Public With Their Announcement To Ward Off A British Tabloid Exposing The Plan [Page Six]

Scott Patric, Celebrity Make-Up Artist Who Appeared On Multiple Project Runway Franchises, Has Died [Hollywood Life]

BAFTA Will Investigate Its Voting Procedures [Variety]

Madame Toussauds Is Really Bad At The Whole 'Wax Figure Thing,' Weird Since That's Their Business [Pajiba]

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Dan Patrick Is Part Of The Inaugural Class Being Inducted Into The National Sports Media Association's Hall Of Fame [Awful Announcing]

Michael Vick Is Getting A Two-Part Installment Of 30 For 30 [Deadline]

Eric Bieniemy Is Taking A Zen Attitude Towards His Failure To Be Hired As A Head Coach [Yahoo! Sports]

SportsCenter's Cari Champion Is Leaving ESPN [The Spun]

A Celtics Fan Got Banned For Life From T.D. Garden After Throwing A Can Of Seltzer Onto The Parquet [Bleacher Report]

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Notable Television Premieres On This Day
Masterpiece Theater [1971]

Fraggle Rock [1983]

The Sopranos [1999]

Enlisted [2014]

Helix [2014]

Today's Anti-Trumpidote - NARVI & TELESTO