The Perfect Swarm And Other Friday Headlines

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'Rudy Giuliani Asserts Blabbermouth-Henchman Privilege' [Wonkette]

A Former Editor Of The Christian Post On The Disingenuous Evangelical Support Around Dear Leader [The Bulwark]

It's Been Too Long Since We Checked In With Overpaid Professional Dumb Person John McCain's Daughter™ [Pajiba]

Mike Bloomberg Wants Washington, D.C. To Become The Fifty-First State [Washingtonian]

Every Time Fox News Proposed Impeaching President Obama [Media Matters]

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Deborah Dugan Is Doubling Down On Her Claim That The Grammys Are Rigged [CBS News]

Remembering Jim Lehrer, The 'Anchor For Grown-Ups'; His Final Interview On Reliable Sources Last Month [The Washington Post/CNN]

Michael Chabon On Steering Star Trek: Picard [NPR]

Annabella Sciorra Testified On Thursday About Being Raped By Harvey Weinstein; The Defense Tried To Impeach Her Credibility With A Clip From Letterman [The Hollywood Reporter/Deadline]

Is It Really 2020? [Entertainment Tonight]

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This Is How It Ends, With Everyone Dying Like Gwyneth; Q Cranks Think Bill Gates 'Created' The Virus [New York Post/Buzzfeed]

Ginge And Cringe Pinky Promise To Pay Their Own Security Way... Someday [DListed]

A Dog Who Was Left With A 'Wonky Face' After Being Attacked By Its Mother As A Puppy Finally Found A Furever Home [People Via MSN]

An Interview With Gotham's Ben McKenzie [Vulture]

If You Live In Chicago, Atlanta, Houston, Los Angeles Or Brooklyn, Good News: You're On The Tour Schedule For The Obama Portraits (Bad News: You'll Have To Wait Until 2021-2022) [DCist]

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Meet The New Editor Of Zombie Deadspin [Awful Announcing]

Olympic Qualifiers In China Are Being Cancelled Due To Coronavirus [Yahoo! Sports]

More Drama From The Aaron Rodgers Family [People]

David Benoit Believes CTE Is What Caused His Father To Commit Murder-Suicide [New York Post]

Antonio Brown Turned Himself In To Police [ESPN]

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Notable Television Premieres On This Day
Tracey Takes On [1996]

Penn & Teller: Bullshit [2003]

Today's Anti-Trumpidote - ALICE

Bonus Gif

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