Terry Crews Was Great Until He Had To Be Great And Other Tuesday Headlines

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Bill Kristol Implores The National Security Mustache To Do What's Right for The Country [The Bulwark]

'Democrats Tell New York Times Which Celebrity They Most Want To Bang' [Wonkette]

The Trash Palace, Formerly Known As The Old Post Office Pavilion, Is Officially Up For Sale And MAGAts Haz Sads [The Daily Beast]

Deep State! RINO! Bow Down To Dear Leader!!!! [Mediaite]

Klomentum! [The Ringer]

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Artists Detail Their Creepy Encounter With Jeffrey Epstein And Ghislaine Maxwell At The New Mexico Ranch [Artnet]

Thanks To Captain Picard, CBS All Access Subscriptions Are Through The Roof [TechCrunch]

Lukas Haas Doesn't Want To Call Himself 'The King Of The Pussy Posse' [Vulture]

Oprah's Got Herself Another Book Club Controversy [Pajiba]

NPR Did Mike Pompeo Wrong Just Like They Did Adam Driver Wrong, So Says Overpaid Professional Dumb Person John McCain's Daughter™ [Salon]

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Whole Foods Is Having Some Inventory Problems After A Major Supplier Shut Down [The Takeout]

Terry Crews' Contextless Tweet Stating He Only Has To 'Please' One Woman (His Wife) - All Other Women, It's Up To Your Men To 'Take Care' Of You - Is Widely Interpreted As His Response To Criticism That He Didn't Stand Up For Gabrielle Union [People]

The New Season Of RuPaul's Drag Race Is Being Criticized For Lacking Trans Representation [Reality Blurred]

'Rough Morning: TV's A.M. Mainstays Are Grappling With Forces Beyond Their Control' [Variety]

Best Chris [Evans Division], Rachel Dratch And John Krasinski's Super Bowl Ad Is Wicked Pissah [Entertainment Weekly]

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A Washington Post Reporter, Who Was Brigaded On Twitter By Angry Kobe Stans After She Shared A 2016 Daily Beast Article On The Bryant Rape Case, Was Suspended By The Washington Post [The Washington Post]

Kobe's 'Basketball Immortality' [The Ringer]

Jessica Mendoza Is Likely Off Sunday Night Baseball [Awful Announcing]

Joe Montana Thinks Tom Brady Should Stay In New England [Yahoo! Sports]

Marmalard's Days With The Chargers Are Over

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Notable Television Premieres
Laverne & Shirley [January 27, 1976]
Tenspeed & Brown Shoe [January 27, 1980]

Barnaby Jones [January 28, 1973]

CBS Sunday Morning [January 28, 1979]

Mickey Spillane's Mike Hammer [January 28, 1984]

A Man Called Hawk [January 28, 1989]

In Treatment [January 28, 2008]

Today's Anti-Trumpidote - ZARCILLA