I Believe I Can Vaporfly And Other Thursday Headlines

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So... Everything Is Fine? [The Bulwark]

The Nation Is Endorsing A 'Unity Ticket' Of Sanders/Warren Or Warren/Sanders [The Nation]

'War Crimer Eddie Gallagher Wonders Who Will Rid Him Of [Quote]Cowards[Unquote] Who Testified Against Him' [Wonkette]

Protests Continue In France Against Emanuel Macron [Pajiba]

Whoopi Got Into It With Underwear Enthusiast Alan Dershowitz On Wednesday's Installment Of The Shrews; Tom Chiarella Voluntarily Spent Twenty-One Hours With Dersh [Decider/Esquire]

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Roman Polanski's An Officer And A Spy Racked Up Twelve César Award Nominations [The Daily Beast]

William Harper Jackson And Manny Jacinto On Moving On From The Good Place [A.V. Club]

Linda Hamilton Is Done Being Sarah Conner [The Hollywood Reporter]

'What Will You Do When The Culture War Comes For You?' [The New York Times]

Someone Named 'Pastor Troy' Whined About 'They' [Gay People] 'Push[ing] This Shit On Our Kids'  - The Shit Being Lil Nas X's All-Pink Grammy Outfit [Page Six]

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Big Cuts At The Beeb [CNN]

Weighing The Odds Of A Parasite Victory At The Oscars [Deadline]

Emma Thompson Tries, Fails To Make Robert Downey Jr. Less Annoying [Tom & Lorenzo]

'1917 And The Trouble With War Movies' [The Ringer]

WeatherTech Bought A $6 Million Super Bowl Ad Spot To Thank The University Of Wisconsin For Saving The Life Of Mascot Scout [NBC15 Madison]

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MoviePass Is Really, Most Sincerely Dead [Engadget]

Also Formally Over: William Shatner's Marriage [Page Six]

An Interview With Michael Schur [The New York Times]

Jeff Probst Really Fucking Loves The 'Edge Of Extinction' Twist On Survivor [RealityBlurred]

Remembering Nina Griscom [Town & Country]

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Gronk Thinks Tommy Boy Should Test Free Agency [Sports Illustrated]

Sporting A Peter Riegert-esque Coif, Rick Fox Responded To The Initial Rumors He Died In The Helicopter Crash [Awful Announcing]

In Case You Missed It: Stephen Colbert's Connection 'He Wouldn't Wish On Anyone' With Kobe Bryant [The Wrap]

ABC News Suspended A Correspondent Who Reported That All Four Bryant Children Were On The Helicopter [CNN]

Nike's Vaporfly Sneaker Will Likely Dodge A Ban By The Organization That Governs Track & Field [The Guardian]

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Notable Television Premieres On This Day

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The Tim Conway Show [1970]

The Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew Mysteries [1977]

The Americans [2013]

Today's Anti-Trumpidote - BOONROD