American Disconcert And Other Friday Headlines

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Mike Pompeo Couldn't Be Arsed To Bother But The National Security Mustache Defended State Department Officials, Saying Of Fiona Hill, Marie Yovanovitch, Bill Taylor, Alex Vindman And Tim Morrison: 'All Of Them Acted In The Best Interest Of The Country As They Saw It And Consistent To What They Thought Our Policies Were' [KXAN Austin]

Not A Plot From Newhart: 'Incumbent Mayor Lincoln The Goat Gets Challenge From Police K-9 In Vermont Mayoral Race' [ABC News Via MSN]

Republicans Are Clearly Scared Shitless Of Joe Biden [The Bulwark]

D.C. Mayor Muriel Bowser Endorsed Michael Bloomberg For President [DCist]

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The PeeWee Hermanaissance Is Here [The Hollywood Reporter]

Shania Twain's Current Husband Is The Ex-Husband Of Shania's Former Personal Assistant, Who Had An Affair With Shania's Previous Husband And Shania Calls This 'Beautifully Twisted' Which Sounds Like A Great Title For A New Primetime Soap [People]

The Young & The Restless Will Chug On For Four More Years [Deadline]

The Superhero Oscar Journey From The Dark Knight To Joker [The Ringer]

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Monarch Butterfly Activist Homero Gómez González Was Found Dead In A Mexican Well [The Guardian]

Before Thursday Night's Game Between Sacramento And The Clippers, A Paul George-Narrated Video Paid Tribute To All Nine Victims Of Sunday's Crash [Twitter]

Caroline Framke On 'The Audacity Of Committing To Decency' [Variety]

Tay Tay Bailed On The Grammys Because She Wasn't Guaranteed To Win [Page Six]

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Threats Have Caused Publisher Flatiron Books To Cancel The Tour For American Dirt [NPR]

The Trailer For The Plot Against America Is Here [Pajiba]

Prolific Television Producer And Big Three Network Executive Fred Silverman Has Died [Variety]

Perhaps We Will Finally Know The Answer To The Question, 'What's The Deal With Airplane Peanuts?' [Primetimer]

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A Vaguepost By Tom Brady Sent Everyone Into A Tizzy To Divine Its Meaning [Twitter]

A Football Coach In Michigan Was 'Suspended Because He Wanted To Have Dinner, Drinks With Actual Hitler' [Wonkette]

'Unnamed Temporary Sports Blog' Is Here To Fill In That Deadspin-Sized Hole In Your Heart Over Super Bowl Weekend [Unnamed Temporary Sports Blog]

The History Of The Designated Hitter [MLB]

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Notable Television Premieres On This Day
The Wonder Years [Pilot, 1988]

Homicide: Life On The Street [1993]

The Cosby Mysteries [1994]
Remember WENN [1996]

Family Guy [1999]

Eli Stone [2008]

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