Hello All....There's a couple of new episodes of tv tonight courtesy of The CW but everything else is either pre-empted or in rerun mode so if you're not a fan of The Flash or Team Arrow, probably not a good night for you....This is What's On December 3rd 2019
8:00
NCIS (CBS): In a rerun from last March, Gibbs and Bishop investigate a murder aboard a submarine, but then the submarine dives and must go radio silent and Gibbs and Bishop are trapped. (I remember this being a pretty good one--murder mystery aboard a sub, how can you miss???)
How The Grinch Stole Christmas (NBC): You're A Mean One, Mister Grinch....BORIS KARLOFF NARRATES!!!!
The Resident (FOX): Conrad comes under fire when a former patient files a malpractice lawsuit against him putting Bell in a difficult position with Red Rock; The doc perform a risky surgery; Mina discovers that Adaku has a dangerous heart condition. (The Resident!!!)
Brad Paisley Thinks He's Special (ABC): New hour long special starring the country singer known as Brad Paisley. Antics, Fun, and Merriment are had--allegedly!
The Flash (The CW): With the titular character off battling Bloodwork (who names these people?); Iris and Cisco fight to help Barry take control of himself before he's lost forever; the rest of the team fight to regain control of Central City from Bloodwork's growing army. (Episode title? "The Last Temptation of Barry Allen--Pt 2!")
Ken Burns' Country Music (PBS): Hour long special about the making of Ken Burns' Country Music
You Light Up My Christmas (Lifetime): Emma returns to her hometown for Christmas and reconnects with an old flame. Starring Kim Fields (TOOTIE! TOOTIE! TOOTIE!), and Adrian Holmes.
Christmas In Rome (Hallmark): Your Hallmark Channel Movie of the evening is this one in which Lacey Chabert herself plays "Angela--a tour guide in Rome who agrees to teach a culture shocked businessman about the heart of Rome" (Sam Page plays the businessman--but i like to think that Chabert could have chemistry with the side of a tour bus quite honestly...now that would be some movie---Lacey Chabert falls in love with the side of a giant tour bus)
8:30
How To Train Your Dragon Homecoming (NBC): New Holiday Special Premiere features the characters from the How To Your Train Your Dragon franchise in a half hour special about "A grand holiday pageant at the Snoggletog Festival" Somehow Hiccup is involved in this obviously.
9:00
FBI (CBS): Rerun from last April---When an Egyptian leader comes to NY for a heart transplant, OA is assigned to the security detail but is conflicted since he is not a fan of the leader's ruling style. (He rules by catapult!!! If you do something to displease him, he makes it rain melon on your home! Melon!!!!!)
The Voice (NBC): Top Ten Eliminations Round Live---Seven are safe tonight, while the bottom three vote getters all compete for the two Instant Save spots available, meaning one will go home. (Go Home! Go Home! Go Home!)
Empire (FOX): Hakee raises concerns over Luscious' changes to the Empire movie script; Luscious and Cookie revisit their past together; Andre turns to Kelly Patel to help him gain controlling interest in the company; and Teri grows increasingly suspicious of Andre for some reason. (Empire--Where Things Happen For Some Reason!)
CMA Country Christmas (ABC): Trisha Yearwood hosts this two hour primetime special featuring a lot of country musicians all performing Christmas themed songs. (nods) (shrugs)(Mixed-ish and Black-ish fans are gonna tune in promptly tune back out)
Arrow (The CW): Oliver's new mission takes him to Lian Yu where he tries to ignore the repercussions of the looming crisis until he receives help from an old friend; A united Team Arrow faces a recognizable villain. (That old friend??? You guessed it...Frank Stallone!) (No i'm gonna guess i dunno--Shadow maybe? Is Shadow even still alive? I genuinely forget)
Pete Seeger- A Tribute Concert (PBS): A number of folk singers come together to celebrate the 100th birthday of Pete Seeger--famed singer of Abiyoyo.
The Purge (USA): Purge Night looms while Ryan and Esme put a plan into motion; Marcus readies for a showdown; and Ben spirals. (Spirals into darkness??? or just literally running around in circles--cause i'd watch a show that had a character just running around in circles for an hour)
Curse of Oak Island (History): Forgotten clues provide new leads as the fellowship of the dig zeroes in on The Money Pit. (I keep telling you, you don't have to dig for The Money Pit, I have the dvd of it sitting in my bookshelf--I can just loan it to you guys and save you a lot of time and effort!)
Garth Brooks: The Road I'm On (A & E): Part 2 of this deep dive into the biography of Garth Brooks
Chopped (Food): Holiday Sweethearts--features the contestant chefs battling it out against their spouses/significant others in cooking challenges. (This show wasn't hard enough without making it a competition now???) (It was always a competition Matthew)(Not against loved ones!)
Life Below Zero (Nat Geo): Winter Inferno (Freeze, Baby, Freeze???)
Moonshiners (Discovery): Tickle mashes his first large scale batch of moonshine in sometime; Mark and Digger scramble to save their popcorn legacy mash from livestock (Well yeah popcorn flavored alcohol is gonna attract some attention there); Mike and Dani split to work with new partners; and Mark and Hank double their proof. (Oh those wacky Moonshiners and all their antics)
9:30
Green Acres (MeTV): Oliver takes drastic measures to get rid of a marauding cow on the farm. (Knock Knock, Who's There? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow Wh--MOOOO!!!!)
10:00
NCIS New Orleans (CBS): Completing the trifecta of CBS reruns tonight is this rerun from last October which has Pride investigating an unsolved casino heist from 40 years ago that his dad was the chief suspect in. (That'll happen) And also he meets his half brother for the first time, who will go on to become a regular recurring character on the show. (So much so that i forget that they only apparently met last year--it felt like at least two or three seasons but i guess not!)
Makin' It (NBC): Amy Poehler and Nick Offerman once again do crafts related projects---this time transforming a blank wall into an art installation; and creating an eye catching mailbox. (An Eye-Catching Mailbox?!?!?!?)
Treadstone (USA): Doug tries to save a target; Edwards and Haynes are hunted; and Soyun goes undercover in "The McKenna Erasure" (I've yet to see this show, but the best thing i can tell you about it sight unseen is the various episode titles hands down)
Kings of Pain (History): Adam and Caveman Rob search for the Nile Monitor Lizard and the Velvet Ant but are attacked by an even deadlier animal and are lucky to escape with their lives. (That deadlier animal??? You guessed it----Frank Stallone!)
Famously Afraid (Travel): Chris Kattan discovers a portal to another realm in his basement; (I LOVE THIS SENTENCE); Willie Aames confronts a beast lurking outside his home; and Brandi Granville has a guardian angel whom she believes protects her from external malicious forces. (This really is the one show i genuinely look forward to summarizing here every week!) (CHRIS KATTAN?!?!!? WILLIE AAMES?!?!?!? I truly love the randomness)
Running Wild With Bear Grylls (Nat Geo): Armie Hammer In Sardinia---Armie Hammer joins Bear as he scuba dives in search of a sea cave used by smugglers. (Cue Glenn Frey's Smugglers' Blues!)
Marry Me At Christmas (Hallmark): A wedding planner falls for the bride's brother--Starring Rachel Skarsten whom just yesterday i was wondering whatever happened to her thanks to Michael Weyer's overlooked show of the night--Birds of Prey
10:30
The Misery Index (TBS): Lastly we got this Impractical Jokers game show with "If My Grandmother Were Hot, I'd Go For Her Too" (Ha?) Murr doesn't want to pucker up; Sal would rather have fire ants on his face than have this latest misery; a bidet victim; and someone who showed nudes to their bosses. (D'oh!)
IN ADDITION TO ALL THE PROGRAMMING THERE'S ALSO NBA BASKETBALL ON TNT, AS WELL AS HOCKEY ON ESPN (THERE I MENTIONED THE SPORTS AT LEAST!)
HAVE A LUCKY TUESDAY GANG!!!!
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