Punch-Drunk Dumb And Other Friday Headlines

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Alex Petri Wonders, 'Who Is This Joe Biden That Donald Trump So Fears?' [The Washington Post]

Of Course Meghan McCain Doesn't Think Greta Thunberg 'Earned' Being Person Of The Year, Of Course [The Daily Beast]

'Why Is Everyone Sleeping On Joe Biden?' [The Bulwark]

Allegedly 'Thoughtful Conservative' Ben Shapiro Wants Gay People To Stop Bullying Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer [The New Civil Rights Movement]

Malt Liquor Matt's Attempt At A Sick Burn At Hunter Biden's Issues With Substance Abuse Was A Hilarious Fail [Wonkette]

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Viola Davis And Andre Braugher Will Step Into The Big Shoes Of Esther Rolle And John Amos For Good Times Live [TV Line]

Addressing The 'Complicated History' Of Boys Don't Cry [IndieWire]

Chris Wallace Is Sick Of Trump's Anti-Media Shit [TV Newser]

Georgia Macy, The Younger Child Of Filliam H. Muffman, Revealed That She Was (Presumably Legit) Admitted To Vassar [Celebitchy]

A Settlement Has Been Reached In The Legal Fight Over Tom Petty's Estate [DListed]

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'Growing Up Gay At The Height Of The AIDS Crisis' [Tom & Lorenzo]

People Are Mad That John Boyega Appeared To Call Kelly Marie Tran 'Not Mentally Strong' In Response To An Interviewer's Question About Social Media Abuse [Pajiba]

Former A.V. Club Favorite *CoughCough* Sonia Saraiya On The Year In Television [Slate]

A Former CBS Studios Executive Who Was Fired For Inappropriate Conduct Told Adam Carolla It's All CNN's Fault [The Wrap]

Adam Driver Is So Method [Rolling Stone]

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D.C.'s Tourism Bureau Wants Metro Riders To Be 'Escaleftors' [DCist]

Andy Cohen Is Getting Animated [Deadline]

Another Season For Mrs. Maisel [Decider]

For The Adam Sandler Enthusiast In Your Life: Ranking All Forty-One Of His Movies [Vulture]

Is Survivor 'Permanently Broken'? [The Hollywood Reporter]

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A Dozen Former NFL Players Are Charged With Defrauding The League's Health Insurance Program [Yahoo! Sports]

Tom Brady Is Stepping Down From Best Buddies [Boston Magazine]

The Leaders Of The 2019-2020 NBA Season So Far [The Ringer]

More Legal Problems For Sportswriter Jonah Keri [Awful Announcing]

Major League Baseball Is Finally Adding Cocaine And Opioids To Its List Of Banned Substancees [CBS News]

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Today's Anti-Trumpidote - CHANEL & HUCKLEBERRY