Poor Little Rich Churl And Other Thursday Headlines

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Hillary Clinton Was Interviewed By Howard Stern, Denied Being A Lesbian, Glad We Got That Sorted [The Daily Beast]

Alex Petri Wants State Legislators To Honor Fallen Sperm [The Washington Post]

Womp Womp! NATO Edition [The Bulwark]

'Some Asshole Sending Wonkette Stupid Letters In James O'Keefe's Name' [Wonkette]

The Daily Caller Held An Online Fundraiser That Exchanged Live Bug Eating For Donations [Mediaite]

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The New York Film Critics Awards Spread The Wealth [Vulture]

Another Rundown Of The Best Shows From 2019 [The Ringer]

Julia Louis-Dreyfus Had A Restraining Order Taken Out Against An Obsessed Fan [MSN]

The Office Ladies Discuss 'The Dundies' [Earwolf Podcast]

Tom Hanks, Adam Driver, Robert De Niro, Jamie Foxx, Shia LaBoeuf And... Adam Sandler? Comprise This Year's Actors Roundtable [The Hollywood Reporter]

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The American Film Institute Has Released Its Top Ten Films Of 2019 [Deadline]

Fake Blue Collar Boy Kid Rock Is Taking His Fried Michigan Pickles And Going Home To Tennessee Because People Are Mean To Him [Detroit Free Press]

Katy Perry And Orlando Bloom Are Postponing Their Nuptials Until They Can Get The Venue They Want [DListed]

Aladdin's Mena Mossoud Says The Work Offers Haven't Been Pouring In Even After Starring In A Billion-Dollar Hit [Celebitchy]

'If You Look Closely, The Irishman And Once Upon A Time In Hollywood Are Basically The Same Movie' [UPROXX]

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Fire Your Stylist, Emilia Clarke [Tom & Lorenzo]

The Newseum's Collection Will Head To Storage When The Museum Closes At The End Of The Year [Washingtonian]

David Letterman Vs. The Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree [Primetimer]

Narwhal, The Puppy With A Tail On His Forehead, Has Found His Furever Home [ABC News Via MSN]

Al Roker And The Butter Man Want You To Know That There's No Real Animosity Between Them [The TODAY Show]

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'The PR Battle Over College Football Pregame Show Ratings Is So Stupid' [Awful Announcing]

Chris Paul Is Not Bitter Over Being Traded To The Thunder [Yahoo! Sports]

Cole Hamels Is Going To The Braves [New York Post]

Filed Under 'Health': The Latest Drew Magary Funbag [Vice]

Manti Te'o May Be Coming Back To The NFL, Lenny Kekua Could Not Be Reached For Comment [CBS Sports]

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