Everything's Coming Up Impeachment And Other Tuesday Headlines

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'Impeachment Is Not A Monolith' [The Bulwark]

Remember When Donald Trump Called Heidi Cruz Ugly? I Bet Heidi Cruz Remembers Too [Wonkette]

The Afghanistan Papers Are The Pentagon Papers Of Our Time [The Washington Post]

The Stepford Daughter And Christopher Steele Had Some Kind Of Years-Long 'Personal Relationship' [The Guardian]

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Broadcast Television Was Completely Shut Out Of The Golden Globes [Buzzfeed News]

The Critics Choice Nominations Were Released On Sunday [Pajiba]

Some Serious Ugly Was On Display At The Little Women Premiere [Celebitchy]

Alex Petri On Impeachment Hearing Shenanigans [The Washington Post]

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The Accusations Against Cuba Gooding Jr. Keep On Coming [Page Six]

Maybe Saying Warner Bros. Is Threatening To 'Blow Up' A Lawsuit By The Atlanta Journal-Constitution Over Alleged Defamation In Richard Jewell Wasn't The Best Choice Of Words [Deadline]

The Widow Of Chris Cornell Is Suing Soundgarden [Variety]

Wonder Woman Lives At The Watergate? [DCist]

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Paul Volker, Former Chairman Of The Federal Reserve, Has Died [NBC News]

Pete Frates, Who Inspired The Fundraising Phenomenon 'The Ice Bucket Challenge,' Has Died [NPR]

René Auberjonois, Star Of Stage And Screen, Has Died [CNN]

Playwright William Luce Has Died [The Hollywood Reporter]

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Cue Up The Haters, The Patriots Are Accused Of Attempting To Cheat Again [The Ringer]

Stephen Strasburg Is Sticking With The Nats [Sports Illustrated]

Megan Rapinoe Is The Sportsperson Of The Year [Sports Illustrated]

Elisha's Return To The Field Did Not End Well [CBS Sports]

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Notable Television Premieres On This Day

The Mighty Mouse Playhouse [1955]

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