A WCW To Die For And Other Wednesday Headlines

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'Nikki Haley Has Always Been A Political Shapeshifter With A Finger To The Wind' [The Bulwark]

Drinkin' Dr. Ronny Is Running For Congress [Wonkette]

Michael Avenatti Is Still A Shady Piece Of Shit [Yahoo!]

At Least One Republican Admits Trump Is Worse Than Nixon [Boston]

Of Course, The Man Who Slapped The Behind Of A Female Reporter Covering A 10K In Savannah Has Been Identified As A (Checks Notes) Christian Youth Minister And Boy Scout Troop Leader [New York Post]

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Breaking News: Brad Pitt Smoked A Lot Of Pot In The 1990s [The New York Times]

Bill Cosby's Attempt To Overturn His Conviction Was Rejected [Pajiba]

Cindy Crawford And Rande Gerber Would Prefer Their Daughter *Not* Date Butthole Eyes [Celebitchy]

Adam Conover Will Host An American Version Of The Crystal Maze [Reality Blurred]

'This D.C. Photographer Captured The Last Of Chocolate City In Black-And-White Vignettes' [DCist]

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Connecting With Larry David Was The Silver Lining Of Julia Louis-Dreyfus' Miserable Time On Saturday Night Live [North Jersey]

Beetlejuice Will End Its Broadway Run Next Summer [EW]

Watch What Happens Live Is Sticking Around Through 2021 [Deadline]; NeNe Leakes Went After Andy Cohen On Instagram [DListed]

The Women Of Fox News Who Were Blacklisted For Complaining About Harassment [The Hollywood Reporter]

The Costume Designers Guild Released Its Nominations For Film & Television [Variety]

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Now You Can Tell The World How Much You Love McDonald's With A New Seasonal Apparel Collection [Tom & Lorenzo]

Anthony Mason Interviews The Diverse Team Behind Sesame Street's Historic Kennedy Center Honor [CBS News]

Vanna White's Wheel Of Fortune Host Duties Will Last Three Weeks [Vulture]

RIP Marie Fredriksson Of Roxette [The Wrap]

Good News Ladies, Shatner Is Single Again! [DListed]

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'Sports Moments That Defined Our Year' [The Ringer]

Rick Reilly Found A Way To Be Relevant Again! [The Guardian]

In Case You Missed It: Belichick & Saban [Awful Announcing]

The Angels Are Hoping To Score Anthony Rendon [CBS Sports]

Marijuana Will No Longer Be A Banned Substance For Minor League Baseball Players [NBC Sports]

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Notable Television Premieres On This Day
Magnum, P.I. [1980]

Foley Square [1985]

Mary [1985]

Today's Anti-Trumpidote - WAFFLES & HEMINGWAY