The Russia Chouse And Other Friday Headlines

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Gordon Sondlund And Rudy Giuliani Are The Real 'Deep State' [The Bulwark]

There's Zero Percent Chance The Russians Weren't Listening To Donnie Dumbass Rambling About Investigating Hunter Biden Because They're Smart And Donnie Is Very Very Fucking Dumb [CNN]

Alex Petri Jazzes Up The Impeachment Hearings [The Washington Post]

Worth It! Viva La Revolución!!! [Slate]

You Don't Say? 'The View Is A Much Better Show Without Meghan McCain' [Pajiba]

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Helena Bonham Carter Is T&C's 'Digital Cover Girl' [Town & Country]

TIL There Are People Who Consider The Holiday 'A Classic' [The Rewatchables Podcast]

WOT&PC Favorite Carrie Coon Does A (Non-Video!) Random Roles [The A.V. Club]

Butthole Eyes And Cindy Crawford's Daughter Held Hands In Public [DListed]

Gwen Stefani Channeled Geena Davis From The 1992 Oscars At The People's Choice Awards; The CMA Red Carpet [RenoVous]

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'Today We Are All This Rich Lady Suing Her Country Club Over Wine Spilled On Her $30,000 Purse' [Wonkette]

A Contestant On Survivor Has Been Accused Of Inappropriate Behavior Towards Another Contestant [The Hollywood Reporter]

A Teenager Baker Has Pledged To Give Away One Cupcake To The Homeless For Every One That He Sells [CBS News Via MSN]

Peter Bart & Mike Fleming Weigh The Wisdom Of Giving Kevin Hart Another Shot As Host Of The Oscars [Deadline]

Mo'Nique Is Suing Netflix For Discrimination [Variety]

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Diane Neal 'Says Magician Ex Stalked And Assaulted Her, Maimed Her Pets' [The Daily Beast]

Gayle King Spends Some Time With Celestial Treasure Céline Dion [CBS This Morning]

Kelsey Grammer And Ex Camille Are Still A Raging Dumpster Fire [DListed]

Larry Wilmore Talks To Edward Norton [Black On The Air Podcast]

A 'Chlamydia-Ridden Koala' May Be Terrorizing The Fine Folks Of I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here [Pajiba]

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Quite An Ugly Ending To The Pittsburgh/Cleveland Game Last Night [CBS Sports]

How About No? 'Our Strange New Respect For Stephen A. Smith' [The Ringer]

Of Course Tucker Carlson Brought Don Cherry On To Defend Himself, Of Course [Awful Announcing]

Alex Cora Is Accused Of Having A 'Key Role' In The Astros Sign Stealing Operation During Their 2017 Championship Season; Sign Stealing In Baseball Isn't New [NBC Sports/Sports Illustrated]

Mike Trout (LAA) And Cody Bellinger (LAD) Are The 2019 MVPs [MLB]

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Notable Television Premieres On This Day
This Week With David Brinkley [1981]

Today's Anti-Trumpidote - GOODBYE TO BEI BEI!!!