The Lady Cleaves And Other Friday Headlines

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'Fiona Hill: Impeachment Queen' [The Bulwark]

Malcolm Nance Is Larry Wilmore's Guest On The New 'Black On The Air' [The Ringer Podcast]

Kegstand McKavanaugh Was Personally Picked By Anthony Kennedy To Be Kennedy's Successor [Lawyers, Guns & Money]

Alex Petri On The Impeachment Cliffhanger [The Washington Post]

More Incriminating News About Roodles [The Daily Beast]

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Butthole Eyes Is The Latest 'Break The Internet' Gimmick But Hey, At Least He's On Record As A Narcissistic Love Bomber [Paper/Psychology Today]

The Latest In The Cambridges Vs. The Sussexes [People]

'The Sad, Nonexistent Legacy Of Movie 43' [Pajiba]

Diane Neal's Magician Ex Says No, She's The One Who Was Violent And Threatened To Kill Him And The Dog; Her Former Campaign Manager Claims Neal Called Olivia Benson Herself 'A Total Bitch' [Page Six]

Helen Mirren Sports An Inflatable Hefty Bag [Flaunt]

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THR's Annual Producer Roundtable Is Out [The Hollywood Reporter]

USA Today Is Getting Sued For Pregnancy Discrimination [CNN]

Carsey-Werner TV Distribution Wants A Piece Of That Sweet, Sweet Streaming Pie [Deadline]

Scooter Braun Continues To Be Creepy, Controlling Asshole Towards Taylor Swift [Variety]

Crows Are Terrorizing The Rosslyn Neighborhood In Arlington [Washingtonian]

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If You Live In Los Angeles Or New York, You Can Visit Schitt's Creek (The Pop-Up) [Buzzfeed]

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Is Finally Dead [Business Insider]

Three AMC Employees Are Out Of Jobs After Racial Profiling Allegations [The Wrap]

Harrison Ford Will Take On The Role Of Michael Peterson For The Annapurna Adaptation Of The Staircase [The A.V. Club]

Coldplay Will Hit Pause On Touring Until They Can Make Their Concerts 'Carbon Friendly' [Rolling Stone]

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Myles Garrett's Indefinite Suspension Was Upheld By The NFL [Bleacher Report]

The Redskins' Jester Weah Is The Nephew Of Former Star Soccer Player - And Current Liberian President - George Weah [The Washington Post]

The Nationals Are Now D.C.'s Favorite Team, As The Redskins Plummet [The Fan DC]

Fred Cox, One Of The Inventors Behind NERF Footballs, Has Died [USA Today]

Stephen Colbert Hung Out With A Few Members Of The New Zealand All Blacks [YouTube]

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Today's Anti-Trumpidote - OTTO