The Big Shrill And Other Friday Headlines

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'Republicans Need A Witch Hunt. Even If They Have To Manufacture One' [The Bulwark]

The View Was A Super-Sized Shit Show With Thurston Shitbag III On Thursday [The Hollywood Reporter]

Bill Gates Is Willing To Vote For Trump If The Opponent Is Elizabeth Warren [Recode]

Judith Regan Is Mad No One Wants To Buy Mark Halperin's Book [The Washington Post]

'The Sixth Amendment For Morons' (Mollie Hemingway, Rand Paul) [Wonkette]

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CBS News Fired An Employee They Believed Was Involved In The Leaked Hot Mic Audio Of Amy Robach [Page Six]

Making The Case For Bob's Burgers As One Of The Best Of The 2010s [UPROXX]

1992's Orlando Is The Inspiration Behind The 2020 Met Gala Theme Of 'Time And Fashion' [DListed]

If You Know A Stylish Baby In Need Of Shoes... [Town & Country]

Helen Mirren Is 'Flattered' To Be Compared To Keanu Reeves' Girlfriend [USA Today]

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Todd Fisher Claims Princess Leia Was Originally Going To Be Revealed As 'The Last Jedi' [Yahoo!]

Free Quilty!!!!!!!!! [Chron]

A Man In Tasmania Has Pled Guilty To Stalking His Ex By App [ABC]

New Details Lay Out How Actor Charles Levin Died In July [Extra]

This Are Bei Bei's Final Days At The National Zoo [DCist]

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Betty Is Going Fur-Free [People]

The Knives Are Now Out For Jeff Goldblum After He Defended Woody Allen [DListed/The Independent]

Starz Is Planning A Sequel Series To Weeds [Deadline]

Hulu Will Be The Streaming Home For FX Shows [Vulture]

Jenna Fischer And Angela Kinsey Talk About 'The Alliance' [Office Ladies Podcast]

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Mystery And Intrigue Persist At G/O Media [The Daily Beast]

Stephen A. Smith Is Now ESPN's Top Paid Personality [New York Post]

Cris Carter Has Been Booted Out Of Fox Sports [Awful Announcing]

Presidents Cup Captain Tiger Woods Appointed Himself To The Presidents Cup Team [USA Today]

The NBA Fined The Clippers $50k Because Of Comments Made By Doc Rivers [Sports Illustrated]

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Notable Television Premieres On This Day
Days Of Our Lives [1965]
The Fonz And The Happy Days Gang [1980]
Conan [2010]

Today's Anti-Trumpidote - QUINCY