That Time Ol' Blue Eyes Took 'Embraceable You' A Bit Too Literally And Other Wednesday Headlines

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'What's Stephanie Grisham Lying About Today?' [Wonkette]

The GOP Just Doesn't Give A Shit [The Bulwark]

Betty Needs To Throw Prince Pedo Under The Bus [The Daily Beast]

There's No Way Melons Knows Enough English To Fart Out The Comment Donnie Says She Made About His Walter Reed 'Visit' [The Slot]

An Interview With McClatchy's Emma Dumain AKA 'Coffee Gulp Lady' During Tuesday's Impeachment Hearing [Slate]

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Baby Yoda Is Taking The World By Storm [Variety]

Oh My God, Make The Cats Movie Trailers Staahhhhhhhhhhpppppp [DListed]

Duchess Megs Is Bringing The Receipts To Her Daily Mail Lawsuit [People]

Elizabeth Banks Is A-OK With Charlie's Angels Bombing [Celebitchy]

Henry Cavill Would Like To Keep Playing Superman [Pajiba]

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Felicity Huffman Is Turning Lemons To Lemonade After Her Stint In Prison [Page Six]

Frank Sinatra Creeped On Jill Goodacre In Front Of Husband Harry Connick Jr. [USA Today]

Ffty-Five Year-Old Brad Pitt Might Be Dating Thirty Year-Old Alia Shawkat [The Blast]

Noah Hawley Will Direct The Next Star Trek Film [The Hollywood Reporter]

The Co-Chairs Of The International Feature Film AMPAS Branch Talked About Category Changes [Deadline]

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Door Dash Is Getting Sued By Washington, D.C.'s Attorney General For Consumer Protection Violations [DCist]

Prince Albert Let Princess Charlotte Out Of Her Castle Dungeon For Monaco's National Day Celebrations [Town & Country]

Predictions For Today's Grammy Nominees [Vulture]

Emilia Clarke Was Pressured To Get Naked On Game Of Thrones To Keep Fans Happy [TV Line]

Helena Bonham Carter Looked Predictably Batty On Strahan, Sara & Keke [Tom & Lorenzo]

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Don Cherry Will Continue To Be A Piece Of Shit On His Own Podcast [Awful Announcing]

Major League Baseball Wants To Remake Minor League Baseball [Sports Illustrated]

Bill Simmons And Cousin Sal Talk About Tom Brady's Struggles [The Ringer Podcast]

Antonio Brown Is Now Very Very Sorry For Blowing Up His Career [New York Post]

Bill Callahan Is Still A Shitty Coach, Redskins Still A Shitty Team [The Washington Post]

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Notable Television Premieres On This Day
The Colbys [1985]
Frank TV [2007]

Today's Anti-Trumpidote - PEARL