Brain Bow Tie And Other Thursday Headlines

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'Rank Loyalties' [The Bulwark]

Handicapping Deval Patrick's 2020 Gambit; Update: #HesRunning [WGBH/Greater Boston Video/The New York Daily News]

Donnie Will Probably Demand Chris Wallace's Head [The Hollywood Reporter]

Facebook Has (Finally) Removed Ten Million Posts As Hate Speech [The Wrap]

Hillary Told The BBC That 'Many, Many, Many People' Are Pressuring Her To #ShesRunning [CNN]

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Tony Ortega Says Chuck Lorre Was A Scientologist In The '70s [The Hollywood Reporter]

If You've Ever Wondered What It Would Be Like For Robert Pattinson And Jennifer Lopez To Interview Each Other, Here You Go [Variety]

Elisabeth Moss Hasn't Read The Testaments [Vulture]

The Supreme Court Heard Oral Arguments In Byron Allen's Racial Discrimination Suit Against Comcast [CNN]

Prince Hot Ginge And Megs Markle Are Skipping Sandringham This Christmas [Page Six]

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Sharon Osbourne And Chrissy Teigen Are Sniping At Each Other Over 'Baby, It's Cold Outside' [DListed]

'Hardest Working Royal' Princess Anne Used To Date Andrew Parker Bowles, The Future Ex-Husband Of Brother Charles' Future Second Wife (MindBlown.gif) [The Daily Mail]

Pissi Myles Was The Drag Queen At Yesterday's Impeachment Hearing [NJ.com]

Turns Out Peter Cook's Fiancée Isn't Even Twenty-One [Page Six]

'Barney's Was New York's Last Retail Eccentric' [Town & Country]

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Juliet Litman And Amanda Dobbins On Last Christmas [Jam Session Podcast]

George Kent's Bow Tie Was The Breakout Star Of Wednesday's Hearing [Slate]

Cocaine-Stealing Feral Hogs Are On The Loose In Italy [Newsweek]

Hasbro Is Launching A New Toy Commercial-Slash-Series Called Pony Life [EW]

Bea Arthur Hated Cheesecake? Golden Girls Libelz! [Pajiba]

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Golic & Wingo May Soon Be Without Wingo [Awful Announcing]

No Media Allowed At This Weekend's NFL Workout With Colin Kaepernick [New York Post]

Justin Verlander Won The AL Cy Young Award And Jacob DeGrom Won For The National League [Yahoo!/CBS Sports]

Landon Donovan Will Be Announced As The Manager Of The San Diego Loyal [Sports Illustrated]

Professional Congressional Circus Clown Jim Jordan Is Denying A New Claim That He Was Told Of Sexual Abuse In The Ohio State Wrestling Program [NBC News]

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Notable Television Premieres On This Day
Murphy Brown [1988]
The Bernie Mac Show [2001]
Sarah Palin's Alaska [2010]

Today's Anti-Trumpidote - ERNEST