Yay It Forward And Other Wednesday Headlines

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IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bow Down Before Queen Nancy [Pajiba/Esquire]

No One Is Fooled Into Believing The Marmalade Moron Cares About Corruption [The Bulwark]

The Not-Unreasonable Republican Panelist On The View Thinks Trump Is A Criminal But Don't Worry, John McCain's Daughter Later Chimed In With Her Dumb Opinion [The Daily Beast]

'White House Press Sec Stephanie Grisham Still Not Sure Exactly What She Does Here' [Wonkette]

Holy Shit, Chuck Todd Grew A Set And Real Journalism'd All Over John Kennedy's Bullshit [Mediaite]

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Fresh Off Her Emmy Wins, Phoebe Waller-Bridge Scored A Massive Deal With Amazon [Deadline]

Ad Buyers Are Bullish For Mixed-ish And The Unicorn [Adweek]

'Actress And Philanthropist' Jennifer Lawrence Has A Very Curated Fake List Of Shit You Can Buy For Her Wedding [CNN]

Racist Butter Enthusiast Paula Deen Joked About The Death Of Food Network Chef Carl Ruiz [Yahoo! News]

Jameela Jamil Insists She Does Her Own Makeup [The New York Times]

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Dear Dick Wolf, We've Found The Perfect Way To Finally Kill Off SVU [The New York Times]

Joaquin Phoenix Doesn't Think The Joker Would Be To Blame For Inspiring Any Incels To Violence [Indiewire]

George Clooney Is Getting In Touch With His Inner Grizzly Adams [Page Six]

Demi Moore Says She Was Pimped Out By Her Mother And Raped At Fifteen [The Guardian]

Survivor: The Pizza Of Television [Reality Blurred]

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Plácido Domingo Is Out At The Metropolitan Opera Over Sexual Harassment Accusations [Vulture]

'Abigail Disney Is An Heiress In Revolt' [Town & Country]

Bill O'Reilly Seriously Pitched Roger Ailes To Be A 2016 Debate Moderator [The Hollywood Reporter]

The News And Documentary Emmys Were Handed Out On Tuesday Night, And HBO Came Out On Top [Deadline]

Womp Womp! Bill Cosby Lost His Attempt To Skirt A Massive Legal Bill [Associated Press Via MSN]

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Malcolm Gladwell Continues To Die On The Hill Of Defending Jerry Sandusky And Insisting The Case Of A Serial Child Rapist Was 'More Ambiguous And Unusual' Than The Reported Narrative [Deadspin]

How Climate Change Affects Athletes [Good Morning America]

The Patriots Don't Want To Pay That Signing Bonus They Promised Antonio Brown [NBC Sports]

Kevin Garnett And Mike Francesca Are Featured In Adam Sandler's Uncut Gems [Awful Announcing]

Nelson Agholor Invited The Fan Who Took A Swipe At Agholor's Catching Skills To The Next Eagles Home Game [CBS News]

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Notable Television Premieres On This Day
Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. [1964]
The Partridge Family [1970]
Silver Spoons [1982]
Beauty And The Beast [1987]
Veronica's Closet [1997]
Freaks & Geeks [1999]
The Mindy Project [2012]
How To Get Away With Murder [2014]

Today's Anti-Trumpidote - MALINDA & JIW JAM