What's On Tonight (Wednesday): Four Weddings and many finales

Four Weddings and a Funeral (via Giphy)

It's the end of television as we know it! Or at least the 2018-19 season, which winds down with many finales this Wednesday and next. The highlight tonight is the miniseries remake Four Weddings and a Funeral, which I'm not sure anyone here kept up on. I briefly tried. Tonight is also the last call for baby animals, Australian wildlife, the 90210 gang, Not-Mickey, the Bordelons of Louisiana, snow drugs, and Sherman & his showcase, among others. But that's not all! There are a handful of new 9/11 documentaries and a new slate from a network called BYUtv, which I'm listing because I get that network. Why do I get it? I have no idea. There aren't many Mormons in rural Iowa. So sock it to me, here's what's on television for tonight, Wednesday, September 11!

💻 STREAMING

⭐ Four Weddings and a Funeral (Hulu, 3 a.m.): FINALE. A year after Maya and Ainsley’s blowup, the fractured friend group hopes that a wedding will be the perfect occasion for a reunion.

Wu-Tang: An American Saga (Hulu, 3 a.m.): Bobby and Dennis find a new hustle to make some cream. That sounds kinda icky.

EARLY PRIMETIME

The Fixers (BYUtv, 7 p.m.): SERIES PREMIERE. This reality series has four experienced builders fixers traveling the world to remote locations to help those in need, like electricity to an impoverished orphanage and providing a reliable source of fresh water for a community.

Hunter Street (TeenNick, 7:30 p.m.): Tonight's episode is titled "What Hides Beneath."

M*A*S*H 📺 (MeTV, 7 p.m.): The temporary replacement for Maj. Burns arrives. His name is Charles Emerson Winchester III... and he might not be temporary.

Maude 📺 (Antenna TV, 6 p.m.): In a masterpiece bottle episode that doesn't get enough credit, Maude goes to a psychiatrist, worried she has fallen out of love with Arthur.

Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In 📺 (Decades, 6 p.m.): First up in a double dose of season one, John Wayne, Sally Struthers, Jerry Lewis, Dianah Shore and Goldie Hawn. Later, there's Pat Morita, John Wayne, Barbara Feldon, Jerry Lewis, and Sonny & Cher.

What Happened on September 11 (HBO Family, 6 p.m.): Produced for children to understand what happened 18 years ago, former students from Stuyvesant High School, located near the original World Trade Center in New York City, recall how the events of Sep. 11.

🕗 EASTERN / 🕖 CENTRAL

America's Got Talent (NBC, 8 p.m.): Only five performers from last night have enough talent to move on.

Animal Babies: First Year on Earth (PBS, 8 p.m.): FINALE. Lil baby animals approach the end of their first year of life. Some will live. Some will die. Maybe? Let's find out!

Bulletproof (The CW, 8 p.m.): FINALE. Arjana accuses Carmel of corruption as the full story about Ronald Pike Sr.'s shady past is uncovered. Ray manages to escape, prompting a deadly shootout... just in time for the season finale!

Doctor Who 📺 (Retro TV, 8 p.m.): In the underwhelming "Destiny of the Daleks," on Skaro centuries after "Genesis of the Daleks," the Daleks find their creator Davros (David Gooderson) in suspended animation. They seek Davros' guidance to help them beat the Movellan race the Daleks are in a stalemate with.

MasterChef (Fox, 8 p.m.): The remaining four chefs must cook a venison dish for British cooking royalty, Nigella Lawson.

FOR THE RECORD: Basketball Wives (VH1); Big Brother (CBS); Married at First Sight (Lifetime, 8:30 p.m., finale)

Doctor Who, "Destiny of the Daleks" (via Tumblr)

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9/11: Inside Air Force One (History, 9 p.m.): Go inside the flight deck of Air Force One where the nation's leaders struggled with the unforeseen nature of the deadly attack on 9/11. This special includes an interview with President George W. Bush.

BH90210 (Fox, 9 p.m.): FINALE. As the pilot wraps, the cast nervously await news from the Fox suits. Ian realizes his relationship with Anna might be a little too casual while Jennie thinks Wyatt might be in too deep (but judging from the last episode, not too deep in her *zing!*). Tori is still frustrated with Nate. What about Gabby?!? What about Shannen?!? When is the Joe E. Tata and/or Hilary Swank cameo?! #TeamKathleenRobertson

In the Shadow of the Towers: Stuyvesant High on 9/11 (HBO, 9 p.m.): Former students from Stuyvesant High School, located near the original World Trade Center in New York City, recall how the harrowing events of Sep. 11 shaped their lives. This is the adult version of What Happened on September 11.

Making Good (BYUtv, 9:30 p.m.): SERIES PREMIERE. Host Kirby Heyborne shows his love of serving by volunteering for a great variety of charities and non-profits.

NFL: The Grind (Epix, 9 p.m.): SERIES PREMIERE. Partnering with NFL Films, this new series is a recap (or something) about the previous week's games. SPORTS!

Queen Sugar (OWN, 9 p.m.): FINALE. Sam Landry and Violet's shared past is revealed while Charley realizes she's been used by Sam for his own agenda. The Bordelon family unites, determined to face an uncertain future together. So, I guess Ralph Angel and Nova will finally reconcile? I HOPE SO!

Songland (NBC, 9 p.m.): OneRepublic wants a connection with a songwriter so they can rescue them with a tune.

Suits (USA, 9 p.m.): An old foe forces Harvey to account for past actions. Esther has a problem only Louis can solve.

FOR THE RECORD: America Says 💲 (Game Show Network); Black Ink Crew (VH1); Building Giants (Science); The Challenge (MTV); Dog's Most Wanted (WGN); Expedition Unknown (Discovery Channel); Ghost Hunters (A&E); Goblin Works Garage (Motor Trend); Guy's Grocery Games (Food Network); Homicide Hunter: Lt. Joe Kenda (ID); Hypnotize Me (The CW); Man's Greatest Food (Cooking Channel); Mountain Monsters (Travel Channel); Property Brothers (HGTV); Random Acts (BYUtv, premiere); The Real Housewives of Dallas (Bravo)

🕙 EASTERN / 🕘 CENTRAL

David Makes Man (OWN, 10 p.m.): Now unemployed, Gloria takes an active role in her sons' personal lives. David attends the school dance with his crush, Tare, and (the dead) Sky gives advice to David about how to talk to girls, revealing more about his relationship with Raynan.

The Golden Girls 📺 (Hallmark Channel, 10:30 p.m.): Crossover! Dr. Harry Weston recommends a specialist who diagnoses Dorothy's illness.

Hollywood Game Night 💲 (NBC, 10 p.m.): FINALE. Tonight we got Hollywood names Lamorne Morris, Sara Foster, and Lil Rel challenge Mike Colter, Erin Foster, and Thomas Middleditch

Magical Land of Oz (PBS, 10 p.m.): FINALE. A look at some of Australia's contemporary success stories of those who overcame the force of human-induced change.

Pearson (USA, 10 p.m.): Angela leads a tent city outside of City Hall. Keri thinks more about her future, which sounds like a really boring scene.

Sherman's Showcase (IFC, 10 p.m.): FINALE. Sherman is shocked to find himself in a world turned upside down, where Ray J is the host of his showcase. So Sherman races to uncover what triggered this alternate universe.

Snowfall (FX, 10 p.m.): FINALE. Franklin walks a different path as life in South Central begins to change forever.

South Side (Comedy Central, 10:30 p.m.): The episode it titled "Weird White Murderer."

FOR THE RECORD: Black Ink Crew: Compton (VH1) Contact (Discovery Channel); Garage Squad (Motor Trend); House Hunters/House Hunters: International (HGTV); I Was Prey (Animal Planet); Jay Leno's Garage (CNBC); Marrying Millions (Lifetime, finale); Monster Ships (Science); The Murder Tapes (ID); Psychic Kids (A&E)

Snowfall and our favorite saying (via Giphy)

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The Mod Squad 📺 (Decades, 12:30 a.m.): The Squad go undercover in a prison to investigate one case but accidentally stumble onto another one involving counterfeiters.

Star Trek: Enterprise 📺 (Heroes & Icons, midnight): Part two of the pilot!

FOR THE RECORD: Big Brother After Dark (Pop, midnight)

The Mod Squad (via Giphy)

Late-Night Talk & Satire

The D.L. Hughley Show (TV One, 11 p.m.): Smokey Robinson
The Daily Show with Trevor Noah (Comedy Central, 11 p.m.): Greta Thunberg
The Dick Cavett Show 📺 (Decades, 9 p.m.): Christopher Reeve (8 Apr 1992); Roy Scheider (28 Nov 1990)
Full Frontal with Samantha Bee (TBS, 10:30 p.m.)
Jimmy Kimmel Live! (ABC, 11:35 p.m.): Sharon Osbourne, Bill Burr, and a mystery musical guest
Johnny Carson 📺 (Antenna TV, 10 p.m.): Glenn Close and Tim Allen (13 Nov 1991)
The Late Late Show with James Corden (CBS, 12:37 a.m.): Tony Hale, Alexandra Daddario, and Noah Gardenswartz
Late Night with Seth Meyers (NBC, 12:37 a.m.): Jennifer Lopez, Michael Sheen, and Mika
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (CBS, 11:35 p.m.): James McAvoy, Stephen King, and Vampire Weekend
Lights Out with David Spade (Comedy Central, 10:30 p.m.): Jay Leno, Natasha Leggero, and Norm Macdonald
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (NBC, 11:34 p.m.): Kim Kardashian West, Winnie Harlow, and Iggy Pop
Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen (Bravo, 11 p.m.): Sheryl Crow and Jim Gaffigan

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Sources: The Futon Critic; Zap2it
⭐: Top pick(s)
💲: Game show
📺: Throwback

Happy watching, everyone!