The Jacked Stallion And Other Thursday Headlines

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The Two Public Versions Of Mango Mussolini [Deadspin]

'This Little Bahamian Girl Survived The Hurricane And You Already Guessed What Trump's Monsters Did Next!' [Wonkette]


Mitch McConnell, 'Obstructionist-In-Chief' [The Bulwark]

Twitter Wokesters Just Don't Understand Why Joe Biden's Poll Numbers Aren't Succumbing To Twitter Rage Attacks [Politico]

Megs McCain Would Lead The American Revolution Against The Taliban Being On American Soil [The Daily Beast]

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The Long-Awaited Fourth Season Of Fargo Just Got A Major Star Boost With The Addition Of Uzo Aduba [The Hollywood Reporter]

Jennifer Aniston Says She Doesn't Have Her Own #MeToo Story [The New York Times]

The Bones Lawsuit Has Been Settled [Deadline]

'Kristin Cavallari Fires Social Media Staffer After Insenstive 9/11 Post' [Page Six]

Top Chef Favorite Tiffani Faison On Her Expanding Boston Restaurant Empire [WGBH/Greater Boston Video]

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Mini-Betty Loves Herself Some Sparkly Unicorn Accessories, No Word On Corgis [Celebitchy]

Whoopi Goldberg Will Return To Acting In The Stand [Variety]

Cameron Mathison, Who Starred On All My Children And Hosts Home & Family On The Hallmark Channel, Has Kidney Cancer [Deadline]

Vivian Howard Of A Chef's Life Is Returning To PBS With South By Somewhere [Reality Blurred]

New York Fashion Week's Sixty-Five Best Looks [Town & Country]

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Jenna Fischer And Angela Kinsey Are Flogging Past Glories On The Office With A New Podcast About The Office [The Mary Sue]

Let's Stop Electing People Who Were On Brain-Dead Reality TV Shows [Wonkette]

Part Three Of 'Comedy In The '90s' Covers The Rise Of Farley, Sanders And Carrey [The Ringer]

Tan France Says Being Around His Queer Eye Colleagues Has Made Him 'More Vulgar' [NPR]

Sorry Alien Hunters: 'Storm Area 51' Has Been 86d [The A.V. Club]

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2018 Triple Crown Winner Justify Flunked A Drug Test Before Running At Churchill Downs [Yahoo! Sports]

A Gay New Orleans Sports Radio Host Was The Subject Of A Homophobic Tweet Courtesy His Own Radio Station [Awful Announcing]

Think The Patriots Are Regretting Signing Antonio Brown Yet? [NBC Sports]

Holy Shit, Kobe Bryant Is An Asshole [Deadspin]

South Korea Believes Japan's Rising Sun Flag Is Akin To A Nazi Swastika, Wants It Banned At The 2020 Olympics [Voice Of America]

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Other Goings-On At WOT&PC
Box Office Discussion: A Very Palatable It

Notable Television Premieres On This Day
Lassie [1954]

Twenty-One [1956]

Bonanza [1959]

Family Affair [1966]

The Monkees [1966]

Maude [1972]

Taxi [1978]

The Smurfs [1981]

Showtime At The Apollo [1987]

Life Goes On [1989]

Lois & Clark: The New Adventures Of Superman [1993]

Party Of Five [1994]

Today's Anti-Trumpidote - POE