Love Is All Aground And Other Thursday Headlines

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What The Fuck Are You Doing, CNN? [The Daily Beast]

'Super Normal Right-Wing Talk Show Discusses Killing Antifascists In Their Sleep' [Wonkette]

Corey Lewandowski Is 'Donald Trump, Without The Charm' [The Bulwark]

Will The GOP Really Ever Regret Boofing Brett? I Am Unconvinced [Slate]

Lorne Michaels' Power To Make Or Break Careers Has Always Been Bad For Comedy [Pajiba]

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Thomas Middleditch Is A Swinger [Page Six]

The Rewatchables Discuss Beverly Hills Cop [The Ringer/Podcast]

Los Angeles And Boston Are The Only Two U.S. Stops On Tay Tay's 2020 World Tour [CNN]

Laurence Fishburne And Sam Rockwell Are Heading Up A Revival Of American Buffalo [Playbill]

The I-Land Is Netflix's 'Fascinating Disaster' [The Hollywood Reporter]

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Chefs Ming Tsai And Ken Oringer Reflect On Their Volunteer Efforts In The Bahamas [WGBH/Greater Boston Video]

'Nick Carter Got A Restraining Order Against His Brother Aaron Carter' [DListed]

A Stuntwoman Who Was Left Partially Paralyzed In 2015 Is Giving Her Side Of What Happened On-Set [The Hollywood Reporter]

After Pitching A Fit On Social Media And Accusing The Delivery Person Of Stealing Her Food, Lizzo Apologized Since The Driver, In Fact, Did Not Steal Her Food [Eater]

Residents Of Georgetown Confused A Cat For A Mountain Lion [The Washington Post]

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According To Taylor Swift, Kanye West Is A Two-Faced, Backstabbing Asshole [Rolling Stone]

Betty Not Only Returned A Stuffed Monkey Lost By A Young Visitor At Buckingham Palace, She Sent A Stuffed Corgi Along With It [People Via MSN]

Hilarious Baldwin Is Knocked Up With Number Five [People]

Behind Britney's Incredibly Messy Conservatorship Situation [The Los Angeles Times]

The Showrunner Of Seal Team Has Been Booted For Unspecified Hinkiness [Deadline]

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Malcolm Gladwell WantsYou To Believe That  Joe Paterno 'Essentially Did Not Wrong' And The Penn State Leadership Was 'Outrageously Attacked... They're Blameless' Over Jerry Sandusky's Reign Of Pedo-Terror [The Ringer/Bill Simmons Podcast]

Colin Kaepernick Is Still Hoping To Get Picked Up By A Team [Yahoo! Sports]

HBO's New College Football Docuseries 24/7 Premieres October 2nd [Awful Announcing]

Police Say Pirates Pitcher Felipe Vázquez Admitted To Soliciting A Thirteen-Year-Old For Sex [NBC Sports]

Saints Fans Are Angry At Buffalo Wild Wings Over A Tweet Mocking How Thin-Skinned They Are [Yahoo! Sports]

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Box Office Discussion: It Coin
Rate The Runway: 'Let's Start At The Beginning' (Season Five Kickoff)

Notable Television Premieres On This Day
The Adventures Of Superman [1952]
The Virginian [1962]
Flipper [1964]
The Famous Adventures Of Mr. Magoo [1964]
The Mary Tyler Moore Show [1970]
Love Connection [1983]
Press Your Luck [1983]
Wheel Of Fortune [Nightly Syndicated - 1983]
Highway To Heaven [1984]
Doogie Howser, M.D. [1989]
ER [1994]
Murder One [1995]
Judging Amy [1999]
How I Met Your Mother [2005]
Gossip Girl [2007]
Kitchen Nightmares [2007]
Boardwalk Empire [2010]
2 Broke Girls [2011]
Kevin Can Wait [2016]

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