Life With Doocy And Other Friday Headlines

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Going All-In With Lizzy Warren [Pajiba]

Congressional Democrats Are Making A New Play For D.C. Statehood [DCist]

'Tom Steyer Won't Tell You Where His Money Comes From So Please Make Him President' [Wonkette]

Megs McCain Tried To 'Both Sides' The Whistleblower Story And Promptly Got Her Ass Handed To Her [AlterNet]

Not All Trump Voters Are Racist, So Says Charles Barkley [Mediaite]

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Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Isn't Impressed With Shane Gillis' 'Apology,' And Based On Gillis' Latest Comments, He Seems To Have Confirmed He Wasn't Really Sorry At All [The Hollywood Reporter/Gothamist]

More Pictures Of Marilyn Monroe Are Going Up For Auction [Town & Country]

Alisyn Camerota Is Dishing On Her Time At Fox News [TV Newser]

Columnist Peter Bart Blames Disney For 'Empowering' Harvey Weinstein's Predatory Behavior [Deadline]

Tay Tay Self-Identifying As A Democrat Has Really Triggered The Fox & Friends Fuckwads [SPIN]

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Mark Ronson Is Definitely Gunning To Have His Face Next To The Dictionary Definition Of 'Pretentious Twunt' [DListed]

Maybe Now TLC Will Stop Giving Kate Gosslin Paychecks? Oh, Who Am I Kidding [Yahoo!]

Megan Fox Being 'Hypersexualized' By Hollywood Caused Her To Have A Mental Breakdown [ET]

How A Errant Text Message Led To An Act Of Charity From A Stranger [People Via MSN]

Wither The Fate Of The Streaming Rights To The Law & Order Universe [The Hollywood Reporter]

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The Navy Concedes There Are 'Unexplained Aerial Phenomena' Out There [NBC News]

Bob Iger Recalls Steve Jobs And The Acquisition Of Pixar By Disney In The Ride Of A Lifetime [Vanity Fair]

Terry Gross Talks To Andrea Mitchell, Who Is Receiving A Lifetime Achievement Emmy On September 24th [NPR]

An Argument To Bring Back The 'Best New Series' Emmy Category [The Ringer]

The One Where SVU's Writers Named Their Times Square Elmo Ripoff 'Momo' [These Are Their Stories Podcast]

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Oh, Bless Their Hearts: A Baseball Explainer For The Ladiez [Awful Announcing]

*Bites Nails* Nats? Nats? Nats? [Washington Post]

Thanks To A Blackmail Threat From A Tabloid, A Former Rugby Player Was Forced To Go Public With His HIV Status [Deadspin]

Pitcher Domingo Germán Has Been Given 'Administrative Leave' For Violating MLB's Domestic Violence Policy [CBS Sports]

I Can't Wait For The Francesca/Shurmur Season Of Feud [New York Post]

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Notable Television Premieres On This Day
The Jackie Gleason Show [CBS - 1952]
You'll Never Get Rich/The Phil Silvers Show [1955]
Lou Grant [1977]
The Cosby Show [1984]
Who's The Boss [1984]
Spenser: For Hire [1985]
Life With Lucy [1986]
Matlock [1986]
Brooklyn Bridge [1991]
Dave's World [1993]
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit [1999]
Lilo & Stich: The Series [2003]
My Name Is Earl [2005]
Mike & Molly [2010]
New Girl [2011]

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