What's On Tonight (Thursday): Queen of the South Closes Out Her Fourth Season On USA

Welcome To Thursday!!!!


8:00

The Outpost (The CW): Talon and Zed persue a cold blooded killer in a bold rescue attempt. Cwynn tasks Janzo with finding a cure for the plaguelings. Gwynn and Garret are reunited (and it feels so good???)

Ax Men (History): Oh those wacky Ax Men--always doing stuff! (I don't have a synopsis here)

8:30

Young Sheldon (CBS): Its yet another rebroadcast of the episode where Sheldon and his twin sister who couldn't be more different from one another take part in a university research study on twin siblings. (Its a cute episode, you see how smart his sister is in terms of interpersonal communication and talking to people which of course Sheldon is completely dumb in)

9:00

Reef Break (ABC): When Petra unknowingly finds herself in the center of an illegal activity involving Regina, whom happens to be the younger sister of criminal Doug O'Casey, Cat works to free Petra, causing her to come face to face with an old adversary. (Nods)

2 Sentence Horror Story (The CW): A vlogger records a complex makeup tutorial as the camera catches someone slipping into her room when she's not looking. (Its like the opposite of Rear Window!)

Tales (BET): Meanwhile in the other anthology show that airs tonight (How on Earth did we get 2 different anthology shows airing on Thursday nights in the dead of summer???) "Powerful female architect Billie is caught up in a love triangle between her soul mate, Michah and her husband David and she is forced to make a deal for whom to be with. (But WHAT IS The TWIST????)

Mountain Men (History): Jake hunts a lion caught stalking a school bus stop. (does the mountain lion eat anyone at said bus stop??? does the mountain lion eat the bus????)

Gomer Pyle (MeTV): Gomer's practical joke backfires when Lou ann appears to like his new fake tattoo. (shakes head--oh doesn't that Gomer know that the ladies love a bad boy???)

This is followed of course at 9:30 by Green Acres where "Lisa and Oliver find out that Eb has eloped and must find a way to replace her"

Love On Safari (Hallmark Channel): Lacey Chabert inherits a nature preserve in South Africa. (shakes head)

10:00

Reef Break (ABC): In the second of two episodes being burnt off tonight "Everyone gets together to celebrate Cat Chambers' birthday but Cat Chambers quickly becomes ill for some mysterious reason" (Dun Dun)

Queen Of the South (USA): In the 4th season finale of this show that for reasons i have no idea why i'm still trying (and struggling) to keep up with mostly via on demand "Tersa must solidify a new business deal to take down an enemy but an unexpected visitor from her past arrives and messes things up for her" (Everyone who exists on this show does so for the express purpose of messing things up for Teresa--I feel like that's the moral of this show--Don't be a drug dealer or everyone who ever exists in your life will only mess things up for you no matter what it is you wanna do)

Impractical Jokers (TRU TV): HOCKEY MIKE! HOCKEY MIKE! HOCKEY MIKE!---Sal, Q, Joe, and Murr joke their way thru Katz' Deli, and then express some unpopular opinions at the park, the big loser must talk his way thru highs and lows in a punishment that truly sucks. (I"VE BEEN TO KATZ' DELI!!!! DO YOU THINK THE IMPRACTICAL JOKERS WILL HAVE WHAT SHE"S HAVING????)

Knife or Death (History): This is a show that somehow exists and is on season two already!

Naked and Afraid (Discovery): The survivalists must fend off lions and hyenas somewhere in the outreaches of Africa for 30 days. Easier said than done i'm sure.

HAVE A GOOF THURSDAY!!!