The Remains Of The Decay And Other Thursday Headlines

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Giant Meteor 20202019 [The Daily Beast]


'Who Had War With Denmark On Their Trump Bingo Card?' [The Bulwark]

Ted Cruz Is Still Going Mental Over The New York Times' 1619 Project [Wonkette]

Just A Guess That People Circulating The #BoycottDWTS Hashtag Weren't Ever In The Target Audience Anyways [Newsweek]

Alex Petri Is Here To (Try To) Make You Laugh About The Notion That Donald Trump Is King Of Anything [The Washington Post]

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Liam Hemsworth Took The Plunge And Filed For Divorce From The Hillbilly Chipmunk [Yahoo!]

Spotify Is Accused Of Copyright Infringement In A New Lawsuit Filed By By Eminem's Publisher [The Hollywood Reporter]

OG RHONY Bethenney Frankel Is Exiting The Show [Variety]

Maddox Jolie-Pitt Doesn't Want Anything To Do With Brad [Elle]

Vulture Interviews Emmy Nominee Julia Garner [Vulture]

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The Co-Owner Of Washington D.C.'s Famed 9:30 Club Was Reportedly Nabbed For Solicitation In A Massage Parlor [DCist]

Making The Case For Wendy Carr As The Heart Of Mindhunter's Second Season [The Ringer]

The Emmys Are Still A Month Off But Pete Hammond Is Already Prepping For The Oscars [Deadline]

Lena Dunham Has Optimistically Named Her New Production Company 'Good Thing Going' [The Wrap]

He Might Be Ghosting Cindy Adams, But Meat Loaf Was Back On Stage For His First Performance In Two Years [Rolling Stone]

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If You Have $18.3 Million, Meryl Streep Has Got The Pad For You [Town & Country]

What's Left Of The Titanic Is Withering Away Beneath The Sea [BBC]

The Axe Used By Jack Nicholson To Break Through Doors In The Shining Is Going Up To Auction [The Guardian]

'Barack Obama’s Trying To Get His Hands On Aretha Franklin’s Inauguration Hat' [DListed]

Prolific Purveyor Of Shlock Nicholas Sparks Was On The Winning Side Of A Court Case That Had Accused Him Of Wrongful Termination And Slander [USA Today]

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Journalist And Hockey Historian Russ Conway Has Died [Awful Announcing]

Damian Lillard Might Never Win A NBA Title But He Seems Okay With That [NBC Sports]

A Long Read On The Quiet Death Of Dog Racing In America [Deadspin]

Larry Bird Is Displeased With A Home State Mural That Was Definitely Not Painted By Jerry Gergich [CBS Sports]

'The Gift And The Grift: What’s Jay-Z’s NFL Deal Really About?' [The Ringer]

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Notable Television Premieres On This Day

Living Single [1993]

Today's Anti-Trumpidote - DILL & PICKLES