We've got bedbugs lots of bedbugs stories about bedbugs Trump today BEDBUGS!
Like most people Trump is bothered by bedbugs. Really bothered. He's not bothered that his hotels have had bedbugs (they have). He's bothered that people joke about his hotels having bedbugs. This from the asshole who called Baltimore "rat-infested" after he tried to take away funding that, among other useful things, killed rats. [Miami Herald] [Politico] [Baltimore Sun]
Attorney General William P. Barr is not afraid of bed bugs. He's just afraid of his boss. The best way to mollify his boss? Throw a $30,000.00 party at one of his bed bug ridden hotels. [Daily Beast]
Trump has so many bed bugs that he needs new places to put them. Pulling the neat trick of harming immigrants and US citizens (particularly those in Puerto Rico) at the same time, Trump is redirecting funds from FEMA to more beds in our concentration camps at the southern border. I suppose we should be grateful that Trump isn't suggesting atomic bombs for Puerto Rico but he still doesn't know how hurricanes work. Meanwhile 19 states plus DC have sued to keep people from using those beds indefinitely. [NBC News] [CNN] [Reuters]
News without bed bugs? Perhaps I haven't looked close enough. So we're finally going to do something about election interference in 2020. We're not bothering to do anywhere near enough and we know it. We've already got election regularities in Mississippi - no culprit yet, perhaps the bed bugs are calling from inside the White House. [Reuters] [Mississippi Clarion Ledger]
Political discussion welcome.
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