Merrily We Goal Along And Other Friday Headlines

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And Now A Word From The Bedbug Community, Courtesy Alex Petri [The Washington Post]

File Under No Shit, Sherlock: Conservative Media Has A White Nationalist Problem [Jezebel]

Oh Hey, More Dog-Whistling Antisemitism From The GOP [The Forward]

Bill Weld Talks To Charlie Sykes About 'Trump's Breaking Point' [The Bulwark Podcast]

'Mark Levin: How Can There Be White Privilege When Obama Doesn't Even Live In The Projects?' [Wonkette]

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Ladies And Gentlemen, Professor Matthew McConaughey [The Hollywood Reporter]

Brad Pitt Says The Theme Of Toxic Masculinity Runs Through His New Film Ad Astra [The Daily Beast]

Apparently Richard Linklater's Ongoing Gimmick Is Going To Be 'Filmed In Real Time Over Decades!' [Screencrush]

MSNBC Axed Donny Deutch's Saturday Night Show [Adweek]

Gabrielle Carteris Won Another Term As President Of SAG-AFTRA, While Camryn Manheim Was Elected Secretary-Treasurer [The Hollywood Reporter]

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Marriott Is Killing Mini Toiletries On Its Properties [Adweek]

An Ode To John Travolta's Fizzling Star [The Ringer]

Alex Trebek's Pick To Play Him In A Movie? No Less Than Ms. Betty White! [CBS News]

I Haven't Followed The Gypsy Rose Blanchard Story But Suffice To Say, Jailhouse Romances Are Never Good Ideas [DListed]

In A Newly Revealed Transcript Of A 1994 Conversation Between Michael Jackson And Marlon Brando, The Singer Played Coy When Asked What He Did For Sex... And Now I Need Brain Bleach [Page Six]

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A Car Crash That Killed Two Homeless People On A D.C. Park Bench Remains Shrouded In Mystery Thanks To The U.S. Park Police [DCist]

Sasha Obama Is Going Blue [The Detroit News]

Prince Pedo's Pals Are Using The Infowars Playbook Trying To Discredit Photographic Proof Of His Palling Around With Jeffrey Epstein [The Guardian]

It's The End Of An Era As The Iconic Paris Theatre In Manhattan Has Closed [Deadline]

One Admirer's Love Letter To Gerard Butler *Insert 'Singspoorly.gif'* [Vulture]

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Coco Gauff Prevailed In Three Insanely Competitive Sets Over Timea Babos To Move On To The Third Round Of The U.S. Open Against Defending Champ Naomi Osaka [Tennis]

Shaq Tried Getting Away With Being A Cheapskate Towards Aspiring Animators [Awful Announcing]

Deadcast Talks About Andrew Luck And Talks To Megan Greenwell About Her Exit From Deadspin [Deadspin]

Soccer Star Carli Lloyd Is 'Seriously' Willing To Join The NFL If The Offer Is There [Yahoo! Sports]

An Arrest Warrant Was Issued For DeMarcus Cousins On Thursday [USA Today]

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Notable Television Premieres On This Day

The Late Show With David Letterman [1993]

Today's Anti-Trumpidote - JILA