It's Tom Selleck Day! And Other Friday Headlines

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'Uh Oh, Florida Didn't Mean To Ban Chanukah From Schools! They Were Targeting Entirely Different Minorities!' [Wonkette]

The Hill Made Up An Entire Story About 'Democrats Pining To Run Against Trump,' You Don't Say [The Bulwark]

Stone Bold And Other Friday Headlines

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Happy Tom Selleck Day (Observed The Second Friday In December)

More Than Two Dozen Michigan Lawmakers Tested Positive For COVID After SuperSpreader Roodles Blew Through Town [Yahoo!]

'Fox & Friends So Mad Liberals Murdering Baby Jesus Again, ON HIS BIRTHDAY' [Wonkette]