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They Will Kill You

Today's Top Pick is the streaming premiere of They Will Kill You.  The action/comedy/horror film follows a woman who starts work as a maid at a reclusive NYC hotel only to find out everyone in the building are satanists who need to sacrifice her.  The trailer indicates this is more action/comedy oriented than horror, and that's find with me.  I've never been big on depressing horror films where the potential victim is virtually powerless against the forces of darkness.  I'd rather have an ass kicker heroine any day of the week.

⭐🎥 They Will Kill You (HBO Max, 3:01 AM) STREAMING PREMIERE. 'Unleashes a blood-soaked, high-octane horror-action-comedy in which a young woman must survive the night at the Virgil, a demonic cult's mysterious and twisted death-trap of a lair, before becoming their next offering in a uniquely brazen, big screen battle of epic kills and wickedly dark humor.'

Elsewhere...

Maternal Instinct

 PREMIERES

🔔 Raakh (Amazon, 3:01 AM) SEASON ONE. 'A haunting crime investigation that begins with the disappearance and murder of two teenagers in Delhi. Set in 1978, when such brutality was rare and shocking, the series follows the relentless manhunt launched to track down the killers while exploring the disturbing psyche of the men behind the crime.'

🎥 Find Your Friends (AMC+ / Shudder, 3:01 AM) 'Amber and her four best friends flee Los Angeles for a girls' trip in Joshua Tree, only to find themselves unwelcome in a desert town simmering with quiet hostility. As isolation sets in and encounters with aggressive locals grow more threatening, festering resentments within the group begin to surface.'

🔔 Proud (HBO Max, 3:01 AM) SEASON ONE. 'Follows Filip, a reckless young gay man who finds that an unexpected family tragedy shatters his reality.'

🎥 I am Frankelda (Netflix, 3:01 AM) 'In 19th-century Mexico, Frankelda is a gifted writer whose dark tales are ignored and dismissed. Forced to suppress her voice, she refuses to give up, even as many try to silence her. But when she is thrust into her subconscious, the very monsters she created come to life.'

🎥 Maternal Instinct (Netflix, 3:01 AM) 'A Texas state trooper pulls over a woman claiming she just gave birth but an investigation exposes a criminal case.'

👰🏻🤵🏻‍♂️👰🏻‍♀️ The Polygamist (Netflix, 3:01 AM) SEASON ONE. 'Social media darling, Joyce, is the picture of marital perfection — until her cheating husband's conquests ignite a scandalous emotional meltdown.'

🎥 Deadly Destination Wedding (LMN, 8:00 PM) 'After flying to her friend's wedding, a lawyer begins a fling with a stranger she met on the plane. But when her passport disappears and no one at the wedding has ever heard of him, she realizes the man she trusted may have trapped her in paradise.'

👂🏻 The Listeners (Starz, 9:01 PM) SERIES PREMIERE. 'Adapted from Jordan Tannahill's bestselling novel of the same name, the female-driven series centers on Claire Kutty, a popular English teacher who suddenly begins to hear a low, persistent hum that no one else around her can hear.'

RETURNING SHOWS

💲 Celebrity Wheel of Fortune (Disney+ / Hulu, 3:01 AM) SEASON SIX SUMMER PREMIERE.

🔔 Power Book III: Raising Kanan (Starz, 8:01 PM) SEASON FIVE PREMIERE.

Proud

STREAMING

🔔 Cape Fear (Apple, 12:01 AM) "Phantom Sensations"

⭐ Star City (Apple, 12:01 AM) "Dark Forest"

🔔 Unconditional (Apple, 12:01 AM) "Back-Seat People"

⚖️ Tribunal Justice (Amazon, 3:01 AM) 

🎵 Travis Japan Summer Vacation!! In the USA (Disney+ / Hulu, 3:01 AM) 

🔔 The Topurias (HBO Max, 3:01 AM)

💖 Love Island (UK) (Hulu, 3:01 AM) 

👑 My Royal Nemesis (Netflix, 3:01 AM) 

🔔 The Chi (Paramount+, 3:01 AM) "White Widow"

🐴 Dutton Ranch (Paramount, 3:01 AM) "A Cowboy Saint"

🔔 RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars (Paramount, 3:01 AM) 

🔔 RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars: Untucked (Paramount, 3:01 AM) 

🧼 Days of Our Lives (Peacock, 3:01 AM) 

❄️ Snowball Earth (Hulu, 11:31 AM) 

👊🏻 Fist of the North Star: Hokuto No Ken (Amazon, 12:01 PM) SEASON FINALE.

👮🏻 Cops (Fox Nation, 6:00 PM) 

💖 Love Island (Peacock, 9:01 PM) 

LIVE SPORTSBALL TODAY/TONIGHT

🏌🏻 LPGA Tour Golf: Dow Championship Round 2 (Golf, 11:00 AM)

⚾ 2026 NCAA College World Series, Game 1: Troy Trojans vs West Virginia Mountaineers (ESPN, 2:00 PM)

🏌🏻 PGA Tour Golf: RBC Canadian Open Round 2 (Golf, 3:00 PM)    

⚽ 2026 FIFA World Cup: Bosnia-Herzegovina at Canada (Fox, 2:45 PM)

🏐 Beach Volleyball: AVP League Week 3: Miami, FL (CBSSPT, 6:00 PM)

🏌🏻 2026 Curtis Cup - Round 1 (Golf, 6:00 PM)

⚾ MLB Baseball: Miami Marlins at Pittsburgh Pirates (ESPN App, 6:40 PM)

⚾ 2026 NCAA College World Series, Game 2: Troy Trojans vs West Virginia Mountaineers (ESPN, 2:00 PM)

⚾ MLB Baseball: Arizona Diamondbacks at Cincinnati Reds (Apple, 7:15 PM)

⚾ MLB Baseball: Atlanta Braves at New York Mets (Apple 7:15 PM)

🏀 WNBA Basketball: Toronto Tempo at Washington Mystics (Ion, 7:30 PM)

🏃🏻 NCAA Outdoor Track & Field Championships (ESPN2, 8:00 PM)

⚽ 2026 FIFA World Cup: Paraguay at United States (Fox, 8:45 PM)

🏌🏻 PGA Champions Tour Golf: 2026 Principal Charity Classic - Round 1 (Golf, 10:00 PM)

🏀 WNBA Basketball: Golden State Valkyries at Seattle Storm (Ion, 10:00 PM)

Find Your Friends

🕖EARLY PRIMETIME🕖

🧽 SpongeBob SquarePants (Nickelodeon, 5:00 PM) 'When SpongeBob unknowingly breaks a witch's curse, its victim insists on being cursed again; Larry begins to emulate Patrick when he finds out about his secret super strength.'

🪨📃✂️ Rock Paper Scissors (Nickelodeon, 5:30 PM) 'Scissors thinks he's finally discovered his thing when he joins forces with the sleep-themed villain Dreamscape; Rock is sick and can't lead the Robo Car Wash in the Car Wash Nationals dance competition.'

🕖8:00 EASTERN / 🕖 7:00 CENTRAL

🦀 Deadliest Catch (Discovery Channel, 8:00 PM) 'When a rogue wave pummels the Wizard and sidelines its crew, Keith reconsiders the risks he's taking; racing to make an offload, Sig loses a deckhand to a crushed toe.'

🐴 Dutton Ranch (Paramount, 8:00 PM) 'Rip is now working undercover at Beulah Jackson‘s 10 Petal Ranch after the foot-and-mouth outbreak wiped out the Duttons’ herd, and Beth is pushing forward on her own parallel deal to secure the ranch’s future.'

🔔 Power Book III: Raising Kanan (Starz, 8:01 PM) 'Kanan makes a move that changes the Thomas family forever; Unique tries to regain a foothold in Queens as Breeze's new drug enterprise takes shape.'

🔔 20/20 (ABC, 8;00 PM) 
🎥 Deadly Destination Wedding (LMN, 8:00 PM) 
🔔 Belle Collective (OWN, 8:00 PM) 

👮 On Patrol: First Shift (Reelz, 8:00 PM) 

🤼‍♂️ WWE's Friday Night Smackdown (USA, 8:00 PM)
💖 Love After Lockup (WE, 8:00 PM) 

🕗 9:00 EASTERN / 🕖 8:00 CENTRAL

👽 The Unexplained (History, 9:00 PM) 'Throughout history, governments have carried out top secret projects that defy belief-from experimental aircraft and staged illusions to covert experiments that crossed ethical boundaries.'

👂🏻 The Listeners (Starz, 9:01 PM) 'Claire starts hearing an incessant rumbling, no one seems able to help - until her student claims to also hear the noise.'

🔔 20/20 (ABC, 9;00 PM) 
🐶 Totally Funny Animals (CW, 9:00 PM) 
🪓 The Last Woodsman (Discovery Channel, 9:00 PM) 
👮 On Patrol: Live (Reelz, 9:00 PM) 
🏠 Zillow Gone Wild (HGTV, 9:30 PM) 
💖 This is Poly (WE, 9:30 PM) 

 I am Frankelda

🕗 10:00 EASTERN / 🕖 9:00 CENTRAL

🔔 Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO, 10:00 PM) 'Author and humorist David Sedaris, political scientist and Eurasia Group president Ian Bremmer, and political commentator Hagar Chemali.'

💀 Dateline NBC (NBC, 10:00 PM) 

LATE NIGHT

🍽️ Everything on the Menu with Braun Strowman (USA, 11:00 PM) 'Braun hits Detroit hard, devouring massive plates and trading big laughs with comic Bert Kreischer.'

🔔 The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (NBC, 11:34 PM) 'Actress Tina Fey; actor Marlon Wayans; baseball player Jazz Chisholm Jr.; a performance from Schmigadoon!.'

🔔 Late Night with Seth Meyers (NBC, 12:37 PM) 'Actor Will Forte; actress Alison Brie.'

🤼 WWE: Made in America (USA, 11:00 PM) 
😂 Comics Unleashed (CBS, 11:35 PM) 
🔔 Jimmy Kimmel Live! (ABC, 11:35 PM) 
🔔 Nightline (ABC, 12:37 AM)
😂 Funny You Should Ask (CBS, 12:37 PM)

📺Broadcast/Cable/Satellite - RETRO BINGE📺

South Park (Comedy Central, 5:00 AM - 2:00 PM); Law & Order (Pop, 6:00 AM - 8:00 PM); The Andy Griffiths Show (Sundance, 6:08 AM - 2:00 PM); Living Single (TV One, 9:00 AM - 11:00 AM); M*A*S*H* (TVLand, 9:00 AM - 11:00 AM); Friends (TBS, 10:00 AM - 4:00  PM); Gunsmoke (TVLand, 11:00 AM - 4:00 PM); Seinfeld (Comedy Central, 2:00 PM - 5:00 PM); The Big Bang Theory (TBS, 4:00 PM - 11:00 PM); The Andy Griffiths Show (TVLand, 4:00 PM - 7:00 PM); Family Ties (Antenna, 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM); The Office (Comedy Central, 5:00 PM - 11:00 PM); Three's Company (Antenna, 6:00 PM - 7:00 PM); Barney Miller (Antenna, 7:00 PM - 8:00 PM);  Everybody Loves Raymond (TVLand, 7:00 PM - 11:00 PM); One Day at a Time (Antennae, 8:00 PM - 9:00 PM); The Jeffersons (Antenna, 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM); Sanford & Son (Antenna, 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM); The Golden Girls (Hallmark, 10:00 PM - 3:00 AM); The King of Queens (TVLand, 11:00 PM - 2:00 AM); Becker (Antenna, 12:00 - 1:00 AM); Wings (Antenna, 1:00 AM - 2:00 AM)

📺 Johnny Carson (Antenna, 11:00 PM) 'Arnold Schwarzenegger; comedian Jerry Seinfeld; tennis player Andre Agassi.'

The Listeners

Key Sources: The Futon Critic; Rotten Tomatoes; YouTube; TV Guide; TV Passport

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