[Torturous Shrieking Intensifies] And Other Wednesday Headlines

Happy Birthday, Yoko Ono (Born 1933), Via Tumblr

'Check Out Kristi Noem's Luxury Flying Love Nest, It's Deporteriffic!' [Wonkette]

'Why The Trump Administration Fears Authentic Patriotism' [The Bulwark]

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Jeffrey Epstein (Allegedly!) Used A Highly Toxic Plant To Manipulate His Victims [BoredPanda]

Shia LeBeouf Is Terorrizing New Orleans! [Page Six]

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In Case You Missed It: John Oliver Finally Returned! [The A.V. Club]

Mary Badham Paid Tribute To Robert Duvall [The Hollywood Reporter]

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Best Dressed! [RenoVous]

Gene Weingarten Chats With His Former Editor, Who Is Pro-AI [The Gene Pool]

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