Thomas Crapper Day And Other Tuesday Headlines

The National Bird Of Bolivia Is The Andean Condor, Via Chimu Adventures

'Secretary Of Labor Being Investigated For Knowing How To Party' [Wonkette]

Jonathan V. Last: 'Our Gettysburg Moment' [The Bulwark]

Via Cascada Expediciones

'I Went Too Far' Admits Tyra Banks Of Her America's Next Top Model Antics [The Hollywood Reporter]

Kumail Nanjiani Is Taking Over Hosting Duties For The DGA Awards [Deadline]

Via Reddit

Survey Says 'No' [Pajiba]

Poor Aimless Hairball [Page Six]

Via Zoo New England

'Misguided Attempt At Humor,' My Ass [Awful Announcing]

The Safdie Brothers Sound Like Real Pieces Of Shit [Page Six]

Via eBird

PET SET - JACK & ROOSTER