Wednesday, July 16, 2025

What's On Tonight (Thursday): Schwing!

 

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Tonight's Top Pick is the 23rd season finale of Family Guy, "Twain's World." Maybe next year we'll get "Coffee Squak," or "Daily Affirmation With Peter Griffin."


While I wonder why Brian wouldn't be more interested in, say, Hemingway, let's see what else TV has to offer us for Thursday, July 17. All times are Eastern.


STREAMING
Untamed, 3:01 a.m., Netflix. Series premiere. " In the vast expanse of Yosemite National Park, a woman's death draws a federal agent (Eric Bana) into lawless terrain — where nature obeys no rules but its own." Lily Santiago, Rosemarie DeWitt, Sam Neill, and Wilson Bethel costar. Six episodes available.

The Furry Detectives: Unmasking a Monster, 3:01 a.m., Sundance Now and AMC+/10 p.m., Sundance. Series premiere. "Welcome to the Jungle." "When Patch O'Furr is tagged in a mysterious online post, he must face the fact that animal abusers are hiding in plain sight in the Furry fandom. Furry detectives comb through evidence and discover one popular Youtuber is a suspect." One new episode per week through Thursday, Aug. 7.

Star Trek: Strange New Worlds, 3:01 a.m., Paramount+. Third season premiere. "Hegemony, Part II" and "Wedding Bell Blues." "Pike leads a risky rescue behind enemy lines as the landing party flees a deadly enemy." Later, "At a Federation celebration, an uninvited guest disrupts Spock and the crew's reflections." Two episodes available, followed by one per week through Thursday, Sept. 11.

Disneyland Resort P.O.V. Walkthroughs, 3:01 a.m., Disney+. Special presentation. "Join the Disneyland Resort 70th Celebration, with immersive P.O.V experiences that transport you straight through cinematic ride-alongs. In honoring seven decades of ingenuity and storytelling, these iconic Disneyland attractions and experiences are brought to life in a way you've never seen before." Attractions include Pirates of the Caribbean, the Haunted Mansion, Big Thunder Mountain Railroad, the Jungle Cruise, and Main Street, U.S.A.

Back to the Frontier, 3:01 a.m., HBO Max/8 p.m., Magnolia. "There's No Place Like Homestead." "After the families attempt to cook their first hot meal, the Lopers bring the community together to help with needed repairs on their home."

Divorced Sistas, 3:01 a.m., BET+. "Brutal Honesty." "Bridgette, Pastor Jefferson and Rasheda get to the bottom of Vaughn's suicide debacle. Geneva and Tiffany face off about the tension between them, but Geneva isn't forthcoming about the root cause of the issue."

The Good Ship Murder, 3:01 a.m., Britbox. "Gozo." "A lavish party on a sun-soaked Gozo beach turns deadly when its host is found murdered. With Jamil the prime suspect, Jack and Kate set aside their personal tension to clear his name."


PRE-PRIMETIME SPORTS
NBA Summer League Basketball, 7 p.m., ESPN. San Antonio Spurs vs. Charlotte Hornets. From Vegas.


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PRIMETIME
Bob's Burgers, 8 p.m., FOX. "Don't Worry, Be Hoopy." "Tina must confront her fear and her past when she advances to the county finals of a national free throw competition."

Grimsburg, 8:30 p.m., FOX. Second season finale. "Across the Flutiverse." "An interdimensional rift appears in Grimsburg and through it emerges the Multi-Flutes, an elite squad of flutes from different dimensions."

Transplant, 8 p.m., NBC. Series finale. "Never Too Late to Start Again." "June and Novak have it out. Theo risks his life for a patient and makes a big decision. Bash rises to the occasion during an emergency and sees how far he's come."

Celebrity Family Feud, 8 p.m., ABC. Matt Rife vs. Lil Jon, then Kat Graham vs. Francia Raisa.

Big Brother, 8 p.m., CBS. 

Family Guy, 9 p.m., FOX. Twenty-third season finale. "Twain's World." "In an effort to improve his writing, Brian convinces Stewie to go back in time and bring Mark Twain to the present-day, but the plan goes awry when Twain overindulges in pornography."

The Great North, 9:30 p.m., FOX. "Heelraiser Adventure." "Wolf jumps into the amateur wrestling ring. Judy trains a new employee at the Point & Shoot."

And Just Like That..., 9 p.m., HBO Max. No description available.

Press Your Luck, 9 p.m., ABC. "Add-a-One."

NBA Summer League Basketball, 9 p.m., ESPN. Boston Celtics vs. Los Angeles Lakers. From Vegas.

Revival, 10 p.m., Syfy. "Bloodlines." "A breakthrough turns deadly when the Cypress family becomes a target."

Impractical Jokers, 10 p.m., TBS. "Call of the Wild." "The Jokers are back working as dry cleaners and TV producers, but one of them can't keep it together and must endure concertgoers who have escaped their enclosures."

Watch What Happens Live With Andy Cohen, 10 p.m., Bravo. Emily Simpson and Leah Kateb.

Movie Night!
Deep Blue Sea, 8 p.m., TNT.


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LATE NIGHT TALK
The Daily Show, 11 p.m., Comedy Central. Guest Host Jordan Klepper has Reggie Watts.
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, 11:34 p.m., NBC. Natasha Lyonne, Bobby Flay, and Olivia Dean.
The Late Show With Stephen Colbert, 11:35 p.m., CBS. Sen. Adam Schiff, D-Calif., Anthony Carrigan, and Noah Cyrus.
Jimmy Kimmel Live!, 11:35 p.m., ABC. Guest Host Jelly Roll has Kevin James and The All-American Rejects.
Late Night With Seth Meyers, 12:37 a.m., NBC. Amy Sedaris and Lee Pace.
Nightline, 12:37 a.m., ABC.


LATE NIGHT PICK!
Tag, 11 p.m., TBS.


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Sources: The Futon Critic, TV Passport, individual show websites, TV Everyday, IMDB, Google.

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