beware of Harlan Crow
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Things that are not working, broken or otherwise disabled:
My health care system and my attempts to fix it.
My pancreas.
My very expensive computer screen cracked in two places. Spiderwebs are spreading and I no longer have touch screen.
My phone case broke and all I can find are the Z Fold 6 covers that nobody wanted. Either worthlessly complicated or obviously cheap.
Someone dented the passenger door handle of my car. How does one even do that? And it's not like I was driving a Tesla.
My giant sound and video system is pulled out on something like a railroad track while we try to trace what's wrong with the universal control and the receiver.
My refrigerator just gave out. We had to pull the behemoth all of the out so I could squeeze in and dust all of the broken glass and miscellanea up. I unplugged it and plugged it back in.
My place is a mess because my partner is insane. The time to reorganize and clean the entire house, maybe decorate? When you've invited people over on Thursday. Panic attack ensues.
My government wants to kill me. In so many different ways.
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