What's On Tonight (Saturday): Wars without end

Storage Wars

Suppose I have to whack you over the knuckles! Here's what's on television for tonight, Saturday, June 28!

Our Top Pick tonight is Storage Wars (A&E, 9 p.m.), one of the few surviving shows from the era when Wars was added to many craft- and business-based reality shows. There are still empty storage units so the A&E crafted war rages on. No end in sight.

Elsewhere, Nathan Lane picks Two, Lazarus at last finds their target, Machu Picchu hosts a Proposal, being Pretty Hurts, and a final person must pick Family or Fiancé.

(All times are Eastern. All listings are new unless otherwise stated. For more listings, visit The Futon Critic or Gracenote.)

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EARLY STREAMING & EVENING

⚾ Baseball Night in America (Fox, 7 p.m.): The Phillies and Atlanta team "keep a three-game set rolling with the second contest. Former All-Star Whit Merrifield, who played for both Philadelphia and Atlanta in 2024, announced his retirement June 24, and apologized for hitting .199 for the Phillies." Or the game could be Chicago Cubs at Houston Astros.

🕗 PRIMETIME 🕚

🎥 A Machu Picchu Proposal (Hallmark Channel, 8 p.m.): White people go all the way to Peru to propose.

🎥 Pretty Hurts (Lifetime, 8 p.m.): "Hoping to raise money for college, a teen enters the same beauty pageant that her mother once dominated in her youth. However, she soon discovers a dark and toxic world of cutthroat competition and psychological manipulation."

⭐ Storage Wars (A&E, 9 p.m.): Ivy takes an opportunity to practice his dart game as the buyers head to Riverside. Rene exchanges poker for a chance to get his Becker on. Brandi ropes in more than she bargained for, but a surprise shows up.

🎥 Two for One: Double Indemnity / Chinatown (TCM, 8 p.m.): Nathan Lane picks the double feature of the film noir Double Indemnity and the '70s neo-noir film Chinatown. Those are two quintessential American films.✔️

WHAT ELSE IS ON

🎥 The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie (HBO, 8 p.m. / Max, now)

🎥 Dinner and a Movie (TBS, 8 p.m.): Ant-Man and the Wasp

Family or Fiancé (OWN, 8 p.m.): Season finale

House Hunters (HGTV, 10 p.m.)

Love Island (Peacock, 9 p.m.)

Somebody's Son (OWN, 9 p.m.): Season finale

🎥 Svengoolie (MeTV, 8 p.m.): Frankenstein Meets the Space Monster

Double Indemnity (via Tenor)

💤😴 LATE NIGHT 😴💤

Lazarus (Adult Swim, midnight / Max, Sunday): SEASON FINALE. Abel conducts a raid to free Hersch. Axel sneaks off to face his nemesis. The rest of the team pursues Skinner in a final bid to save humanity.✔️

One Piece (Adult Swim, 2 a.m.): Jesus Burgess of the Blackbeard Pirates tries to agitate Sabo, mocking Ace's final words in order to unsettle him enough that he can try to steal the Flare-Flare Fruit. Meanwhile, people of Dressrosa beg King Riku to resume the crown.

WHAT ELSE IS ON

📡 Bleach: Thousand-Year Blood War (Adult Swim, 1 a.m. / CrunchyRoll, now)

📡 Blue Exorcist: Kyoto Saga (Adult Swim, 1:30 a.m. / CrunchyRoll now)

📡 Dragon Ball Daima (Adult Swim, 12:30 p.m. / Netflix, now)

U.S. Poker Open (Vice, midnight)

Lazarus

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Key Sources: The Futon Critic; Gracenote; IMDb; TV Passport

⭐: Top Pick
💲: Game show
📡: Linear broadcast

🇰🇷: Korean Drama
🎥: Movie
📺: Throwback

✔️: Video/gif/photo included

🏈🏀⚾⚽🎾🏌️🏒🏎️: Sportsballs

Happy watching, everyone!