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Kid Gorgeous! Here's what's on television for tonight, Wednesday, March 12!
Our Top Pick tonight is the premiere of Everybody's Live with John Mulaney (Netflix, 3 a.m.). This is a continuation of Mulaney's recent talk show test-ish run John Mulaney Presents: Everybody's in LA, which was really good. The setup is like a variety show with a monologue, music, guest interviews, and pre-taped stuff, too. I found it incredibly charming and delightful callback to the variety/talkers of the '70s. Richard Kind returns as sidekick, and given the long guest lists per episode, I expect runtimes to stay above 1 hour.
Elsewhere, Fortune Feimster answers in the form of a question, a séance gets Wild, Win or Lose either wins or loses, Hulu is Unreasonable, Mark L. Walberg brings Temptation, Death comes to women's sports, Abbott goes to karaoke, a rebranding Quest begins, and Cops seek the missing talent.
Elsewhere, Fortune Feimster answers in the form of a question, a séance gets Wild, Win or Lose either wins or loses, Hulu is Unreasonable, Mark L. Walberg brings Temptation, Death comes to women's sports, Abbott goes to karaoke, a rebranding Quest begins, and Cops seek the missing talent.
(All times are Eastern. All listings are new unless otherwise stated. For more listings, visit The Futon Critic or Zap2it.)
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EARLY STREAMING & EVENING
Am I Being Unreasonable? (Hulu, midnight): SEASON TWO. "Nic is grieving a loss she can't share with anyone while stuck in a depressing marriage; only her son, Ollie, keeps her going; but when Jen arrives in town, her life is lit up with laughter, and her dark secret starts to bubble up." That's the logline for season 1. I can't find one for season 2. Good job, Hulu marketing team!✔️
Temptation Island (Netflix, 3 a.m.): SERIES PREMIERE. "In this spicy update to the hit reality series, four couples test their relationships by shacking up with eligible singles on a tropical island." Mark L. Walberg hosts.
Death in Paradise (BritBox+, 3 a.m.): During a women's football game, the star player is found shot dead in a locker room only accessible from the pitch, yet no spectators saw anything. Mervin faces pressure while Naomi confronts someone from her past.
Mythic Quest (Apple TV+, midnight): Pootie_Shoe attempts to rebrand himself by challenging a rival to an MMA fight.
The Thundermans: Undercover (Nickelodeon, 7 p.m.): Max and Phoebe attend a parent-teacher night, leaving Chloe to have friends over without adult supervision. Jinx finds the Air Lair and believes spies are targeting the school and his meddling puts Max and Phoebe's school jobs at risk.
Win or Lose (Disney+, 3 a.m.): FINALE. Hoping to make a fresh start by moving with her father to a new town, Kai makes new friends on the local softball team. She is already an excellent player, but her father pushes her to excel.
Young Dylan (Nickelodeon, 7:30 p.m.): When Dylan and Rebecca clash over creative control of their song entry for a major competition, their rivalry escalates as they attempt to get back at each other.
WHAT ELSE IS ON
Berlin ER (Apple TV+, midnight)
Ishura (Hulu, 9 a.m.)
🎥 Moana 2 (Disney+, 3 a.m.)
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🕗 8 P.M. EASTERN / 🕖 7 P.M. CENTRAL
Abbott Elementary (ABC, 8:30 p.m. / Hulu, Thursday): "When the teachers hit a karaoke bar for a night of fun, Jacob bumps into an old friend."
The Masked Singer (Fox / Hulu, Thursday): Group B performs and tonight we have special guest Ernie Hudson.
Shifting Gears (ABC / Hulu, Thursday): Riley is horrified when she finds weed gummies in Carter's pocket, prompting surprising advice from Matt. Meanwhile, Eve inadvertently lands Gabriel and Stitch in hot water after asking them to donate to a charity auction.✔️
Survivor (CBS / Paramount+, Thursday): Castaways fly blind during the immunity challenge, leaving one tribe with tribal council in their sights... and tensions within culminate in a historic tribal council.
Wild Cards (The CW): Max and Ellis investigate a mysterious murder among an eccentric family where everyone is a suspect with riches on the line. Also, Max adopts a psychic persona and holds a séance to summon the true killer.
WHAT ELSE IS ON
AEW Dynamite (Max & TBS)
The Challenge: All-Stars (MTV)
Married to Real Estate (HGTV / Max, Thursday)
WWE Evolve (Tubi)
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🕘 9 P.M. EASTERN / 🕗 8 P.M. CENTRAL
The Amazing Race (CBS, 9:30 p.m. / Paramount+, Thursday): Teams depart for Osaka, Japan, where they encounter an Intersection at the Roadblock, forcing one partner to team up with a member of another team and complete a challenge performing the taiko drums.
Good Cop/Bad Cop (The CW): "When Lily goes into the woods with her friends to make a low-budget horror movie, their leading lady of questionable talent goes missing."
Sistas (BET & BET Her): SEASON FINALE. "Andi must decide whether or not she wants to make things work with Robin before he possibly walks out of her life forever."✔️
WHAT ELSE IS ON
Bitchin' Rides (MotorTrend): Season premiere
💲 Celebrity Jeopardy! (ABC / Hulu, Thursday): Omar J. Dorsey, Mina Kimes, Fortune Feimster
Expedition X (Discovery Channel & Max)
💲 The Floor (Fox / Hulu, Thursday)
💲 Guy's Grocery Games (Food Network / Max, Thursday)
Pawn Stars (History)
Summer House (Bravo / Peacock, Thursday)
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🕙 10 P.M. EASTERN / 🕘 9 P.M. CENTRAL
⭐ Everybody's Live with John Mulaney (Netflix): SERIES PREMIERE. "John Mulaney conducts the first-ever celebrity sit-down talk show. Live every week." Mulaney's sidekick is the always reliable Richard Kind. His first guests: Michael Keaton, Joan Baez, Fred Armisen, Cypress Hill, and Jessica Roy.✔️
Pound 4 Pound (BET & BET Her): Lindiwe helps Dingaan buy back the house. Crystal and Noks join her team, but Frans sabotages their efforts.
WHAT ELSE IS ON
Dark Side of the Cage (Vice): Season finale
Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen (Bravo / Peacock, Thursday): Liza Treyger, West Wilson
What Would You Do? (ABC / Hulu, Thursday)
📡 Zatima (BET, 10:30 p.m. / BET+, now)
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💤😴 LATE NIGHT 😴💤
📺 Caroline in the City (Rewind TV, 1 a.m. / Paramount+, now): "Caroline and Julia spend a day living each other's lives, setting Caroline up for a night with Richard."
WHAT ELSE IS ON
After Midnight with Taylor Tomlinson (CBS, 12:37 p.m. / Paramount+, Thursday): Michelle Collins, Tan France, Jeremiah Brent
Jimmy Kimmel Live! (ABC, 11:35 p.m. / Hulu, Thursday): Denis Leary, Ray Nicholson, Finneas
Late Night with Seth Meyers (NBC, 12:36 a.m. / Peacock, Thursday): Parker Posey, Michael Kosta
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (CBS, 11:35 p.m. / Paramount+, Thursday): Michael Fassbender, Uzo Aduba, The Voidz
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (CBS, 11:35 p.m. / Paramount+, Thursday): Michael Fassbender, Uzo Aduba, The Voidz
Nightline (ABC, 12:37 p.m. / Hulu, Thursday)
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (NBC, 11:34 p.m. / Peacock, Thursday): Jesse Eisenberg, Bernadette Peters, Chet Hanks, Heather Pasternak
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Key Sources: The Futon Critic; IMDb; TV Passport; Zap2it
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