Can We Sound The Alarm Yet? And Other Tuesday Headlines

The State Bird Of Arkansas, Florida, Mississippi, Tennessee And Texas Is The Northern Mockingbird;
The State Large Mammal Of Texas Is The Longhorn, Via Tenor

'Tom Homan Is Boss Of Trump Nazi Immigration Gym Class, Obey His Whistle!' [Wonkette]

'We're Well Past Alarm Bells' [The Bulwark]

Via Tenor

'I'm Begging You Not to Make Up Your Mind About Complex Medical & Legal Decisions Based On Celebrity Media' [Freddie deBoer]

Related: 'Podcasters Took Up Her Sister’s Murder Investigation. Then They Turned On Her.' [The New York Times Via Wayback]

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Peter Popoff Is A Piece Of Shit [Friendly Atheist]

IT'S NIKKI BLONSKY FROM HAIRSPRAY! [Reddit]

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'Most Men Don't Want To Be Heroes (And That's Okay)' [Liberal Currents]

Oh, The NIT Is Still A Thing? [Awful Announcing]

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