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His Three Daughters

I had this whole Shakespeare riff planned but it's been a long day, and I ran out of time.  I couldn't decide whether to go with King Lear or MacBeth to honor this week's Top Pick: His Three Daughters.  I wasted too much time making up my mind and now it's late, I'm tired, it's been a long day, and I got nothing.  Such is life.

TOP PICK

⭐🎥 His Three Daughters (Netflix, 3:01 AM) 'A bittersweet and often funny story of an elderly patriarch and the three grown daughters who come to be with him in his final days. Katie (Carrie Coon) is a controlling Brooklyn mother dealing with a wayward teenage daughter; free-spirited Christina (Elizabeth Olsen) is a different kind of mom, separated from her offspring for the first time; and Rachel (Natasha Lyonne) is a sports-betting stoner who has never left her father's apartment -- much to the chagrin of her stepsisters, who share a different mother and worldview.'✔️

Elsewhere...

PREMIERES

Courtois: La Vuelta Del Número 1

🔔 Courtois: La Vuelta Del Número 1 (Amazon, 12:01 AM) SPECIAL PRESENTATION. 'In 2022 Thibaut Courtois was living the best moment of his professional career and also the happiest of his personal life. The 2023/24 season began for him with the dream of continuing to be one of the leaders of Real Madrid. However, two days before the start of LaLiga, a terrible injury turned that dream into a nightmare.'✔️

🔔 La Maison (Apple, 12:01 AM) SERIES PREMIERE. 'High fashion meets high stakes in this behind-the-curtain look at how an iconic fashion house is thrown into scandal and reinvention by a viral video featuring star designer Vincent Ledu, leaving his family's iconic and legendary haute couture house, LEDU, hanging by a thread.'✔️

🔔 Little Miss Innocent (Hulu, 12:01 AM) LIMITED SERIES. 'Tells the story of Kaitlyn Conley, a 31-year-old former receptionist who claims she has been wrongfully convicted of the 2015 killing of Mary Yoder, her former boss and the mother of her ex-boyfriend Adam.'✔️

🎥 Dandelion (AMC+ and WE, 3:01 AM) STREAMING PREMIERE. 'Dandelion, a struggling but determined singer-songwriter in a downward spiral, reluctantly takes a last-ditch effort gig where she meets a Casey, a guitarist who walked away from his dream long ago. The two kindred spirits make music together and strike up an intoxicating whirlwind romance.'✔️

🎥 I Saw the TV Glow (Max, 3:01 AM) STREAMING PREMIERE. 'Teenager Owen is just trying to make it through life in the suburbs when his classmate introduces him to a mysterious late-night TV show — a vision of a supernatural world beneath their own.'✔️

🔔 Blood Legacy (Netflix, 3:01 AM) 'After years of estrangement, Khanyi Adesina returns home to fight for her family's business empire as it threatens to collapse under corruption.'

🔔 Klass 95: The Power of Beauty (Netflix, 3:01 AM) 'An ambitious young woman launches a powerful modeling agency determined to change lives — but power and love are not for the faint of heart.'

🎥 No Voltees (Tubi, 3:01 AM) 'When two siblings return to their hometown, they are confronted by a violent, ominous presence that inhabits their childhood home with their father.'

🔔 DEADLOCK: An Election Story (PBS, 9:00 PM) SPECIAL PRESENTATION. 'Professor Aaron Tang guides panelists in a debate of ethical dilemmas on a hypothetical election storyline.'

RETURNING SHOWS

🍦 Porn and Ice Cream (Amazon, 12:01 AM) SEASON TWO.

🧙‍♀️ Spellbound (Hulu, 12:01 AM) SEASON TWO.

💰 Gold Rush: Freddy Dodge's Mine Rescue (Max, 8:00 PM) SEASON FOUR PREMIERE. 

🔔 20/20 (ABC, 9:01 PM) SEASON FORTY-SEVEN PREMIERE.

Dandelion

STREAMING

🔔 Pachinko (Apple, 12:01 AM) "Chapter Thirteen" 

⚖ Judy Justice (Freevee, 12:01 AM) 

🔔 How to Die Alone (Hulu, 12:01 AM) "Trust No One / Let Fear Win" 

🔔 In Vogue: The 90s (Hulu, 12:01 AM) SEASON FINALE. "The Rise of the Met Gala / Hip-Hop Takes Fashion / The American Moment" 

🔔 The Thaw (Odwilż) (Max, 3:01 AM) 

🔔 RuPaul's Drag Race Global All Stars (Paramount, 3:01 AM) 

🎥 The Last Drive-In with Joe Bob Briggs (Shudder, 9:00 PM) 

LIVE SPORTSBALL TODAY/TONIGHT

🏌️‍♀️ DP World Tour Golf: BMW PGA Championship, Second Round (Golf, 7:00 AM)

🏌️‍♀️ LPGA Tour Golf: Kroger Queen City Championship, Second Round (Golf, 1:00 PM)

🏎 NASCAR XFinity Racing Series: Food City 300, Qualifying (USA, 2:00 PM)

🏌️‍♀️ PGA Korn Ferry Tour Golf: 

Nationwide Children's Hospital Championship, Second Round (Golf, 4:00 PM)

🏎 NASCAR Cup Series: Bass Pro Shops Night Race, Qualifying (USA, 4:00 PM)

🏌️‍♀️ PGA Tour Champions Golf: PURE Insurance Championship, First Round (Golf, 6:00 PM)

⚾ MLB Baseball: Detroit Tigers at Baltimore Orioles (Apple, 7:00 PM) 

⚾ MLB Baseball: Philadelphia Phillies at New York Mets (Apple, 7:00 PM)

🏈 College Football: Stanford at Syracuse (ESPN, 7:30 PM)

🏎 NASCAR XFinity Racing Series: Food City 300 (USA, 7:30 PM)

🏈 College Football: Illinois at Nebraska (Fox, 8:00 PM)

⚽ NWSL Soccer: Kansas City Current vs Washington Spirit (Amazon, 8:00 PM)

🏈 High School Football: Carrollton (Ga.) at A.H. Parker (Ala.) (ESPN2, 8:00 PM) 

🥊 Invicta FC 57 (CBSSN, 9:00 PM)

🏈 College Football: San Jose State at Washington State (CW, 10:00 PM)

🏈 College Football: San Jose State at Washington State (USA, 10:00 PM)

🥊 Boxing: Jaime Munguia vs. Erik Bazinyan (ESPN, 10:30 PM)

I Saw the TV Glow

🕗 MIDNIGHT 🕗

🥼Rick and Morty: The Anime (Adult Swim and Max, 12:00 AM) 'Morty and Elle are reunited.'

🕗 8:00 EASTERN / 🕖 7:00 CENTRAL

🔨 Secret Celebrity Renovation (CBS, 8:00 PM) 'Professional baseball player Markus "Mookie" Betts surprises his father with a much-needed home renovation.'

🔔 Power Book II: Ghost (Starz, 8:00 PM) 'Tariq and Monet try to leverage a way to get out from under Carter... by making a play to Noma; an incident with Brayden's relationship with Elle sends him off the deep end as he goes from puppy to pit bull.'

💰 Gold Rush: Freddy Dodge's Mine Rescue (Discovery Channel, 8:00 PM) 

🏠 First Time Buyer's Club (OWN, 8:00 PM) 
👮‍♂️ On Patrol: First Shift (Reelz, 8:00 PM) 
🤼‍♂️ WWE's Friday Night Smackdown (USA, 8:00 PM) 
💖 Love After Lockup (WE, 8:00 PM) 

🕗 9:00 EASTERN / 🕖 8:00 CENTRAL

👮‍♂️ Cold Case Files: DNA Speaks (A&E, 9:00 PM) 'When gambler Scott Martinez, 47, is found eviscerated by a sword in his La Mesa, Calif., home, investigators can't tell who is telling the truth within his inner circle; it takes 13 years and an advance in DNA analysis to find his killer.'

🍴 Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives (Food, 9:00 PM) 'Guy Fieri digs Greek-style lasagna at a family-run diner in Columbus; a California joint adds flair to comfort food with top-notch chicken and dumplings; big deal BBQ in New Jersey serves up pork and brisket piled high.'

💲 Lingo (CBS, 9:00 PM) SEASON FINALE. 
🔔 DEADLOCK: An Election Story (PBS, 9:00 PM) 
💰 Bering Sea Gold (Discovery Channel, 9:00 PM) 
🏠 Beachfront Bargain Hunt Renovation (Magnolia, 9:00 PM) 
🔔 Bollywood Dance U (Nat Geo Wild, 9:00 PM) 
👮‍♂️ On Patrol: Live (Reelz, 9:00 PM) 
🔔 20/20 (ABC, 9:01 PM) 
🔔 The Braxtons (WE, 9:30 PM) 

Little Miss Innocent

🕗 10:00 EASTERN / 🕖 9:00 CENTRAL

🔔 Three Women (Starz, 10:00 PM) 'Lina flees from a stagnant marriage and a body of pain; she joins a women's group at Doctor Henry's, tries to reconnect with the love of her life, and begins a friendship with Gia.'

💀 Tell Me How I Died (A&E, 10:01 PM) SEASON FINALE. X 'After a massive storm hits Warwick Cove, Rhode Island, a boat dragging its anchor appears in the harbor with a badly decomposed corpse onboard; pathologist Dr. Priya Banerjee must identify the John Doe and determine how he died.'

💀 Dateline NBC (NBC, 10:00 PM) 
💰 Bering Sea Gold (Discovery Channel, 10:00 PM) 
🔔 Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO, 10:00 PM) 
🔔 Bollywood Dance U (Nat Geo Wild, 10:00 PM) 
🤼‍♂️ All Elite Wrestling: Rampage (TNT, 10:00 PM) 
🔔 Wiggin' Out with Tokyo Stylez (WE, 10:30 PM) 

LATE NIGHT

🏌️‍♀️ The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (NBC, 11:34 PM) 'Actor Justin Theroux; gymnast Simone Biles; Cage The Elephant performs.'

🔔 After Midnight (CBS, 12:37 AM) 'Actor Thomas Lennon; actress Kimia Behpoornia; film producer Sandy Honig.'

💰 Outback Opal Hunters (Discovery, 11:00 PM) 
🔔 Jimmy Kimmel Live! (ABC, 11:35 PM) 
🔔 The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (CBS, 11:35 PM) 
🔔 Nightline (ABC, 12:37 AM)

📺Broadcast/Cable/Satellite - RETRO BINGE📺

Law & Order (Pop, 6:00 AM - 8:00 PM); Futurama (Comedy Central, 7:00 AM - 9:00 AM); Roseanne (CMT, 9:00 AM - 12:00 PM); M*A*S*H* (TVLand, 9:00 AM - 11:00 AM); Living Single (TV One, 9:00 AM - 11:00 AM); Hawaii Five-0 (Ion, 10:00 AM - 7:00 PM); Gunsmoke (TVLand, 12:00 PM - 4:00 PM); Seinfeld (Comedy Central, 1:00 PM - 4:00 PM); The Office (Comedy Central, 4:00 PM - 7:10 PM); The Andy Griffith Show (TVLand, 4:00 PM - 7:00 PM); Family Ties (Antenna, 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM); Archie Bunker's Place (Antenna, 6:00 PM - 7:00 PM);   Three's Company (Antenna, 7:00 PM - 8:00 PM); Magnum P.I. (Ion, 7:00 PM - 2:00 AM); Everybody Loves Raymond (TVLand, 7:00 PM - 11:05 PM); The Jeffersons (Antenna, 8:00 PM -9:00 PM); Barney Miller (Antennae, 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM); Designing Women (Antenna, 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM); The King of Queens (TVLand, 11:05 PM - 2:00 AM); Becker (Antenna, 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM); The Drew Carey Show (Antennae, 1:00 AM - 2:00 AM)

📺 Johnny Carson (Antenna, 10:00 PM) 'Actress Farrah Fawcett; Pete Fountain; actor Ryan O'Neal.'

Key Sources: The Futon Critic; Zap2it; Netflix; Wikipedia; Horrornews.net; Sysfy.com; hollywoodreporter.com

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