Civil War
Man, this Civil War movie looks so fake. They’re driving cars and stuff! Where are the cannons and muskets?
Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead
Another remake we didn’t need. Although at least this time, most people don’t exactly treasure the original.
Sasquatch Sunset
A movie about sasquatches living and farting in the forest. Given what happened with the last big duo-directed Sundance oddity to involve farting, I’m predicting these directors’ next movie will win Oscars.
What have you been watching?
Man, this Civil War movie looks so fake. They’re driving cars and stuff! Where are the cannons and muskets?
Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead
Another remake we didn’t need. Although at least this time, most people don’t exactly treasure the original.
Sasquatch Sunset
A movie about sasquatches living and farting in the forest. Given what happened with the last big duo-directed Sundance oddity to involve farting, I’m predicting these directors’ next movie will win Oscars.
What have you been watching?
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