Wednesday, December 20, 2023

What's On Tonight (Thursday): For Dick's a jolly good fellow, for Dick's a jolly good fellow ...

 

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Tonight's Top Pick is Dick Van Dyke 98 Years of Magic, airing on CBS-CBS-CBS. It feels like there should be a colon there, but c'est la vie. I'm just so happy they're doing this. As I've mentioned before, I wanted Rob Petrie's life when I was a little boy watching Nick at Nite. And Mary Poppins is one of my all-time favorites.


While I try not to fanboy too much about tonight (too late!), let's see what else TV has to offer us for Thursday, Dec. 21. All times are EST.


STREAMING
Dr. Death, 3:01 a.m., Peacock. Second season premiere. "(Dramatizes) the story of convicted Swiss-Italian surgeon and medical researcher Paolo Macchiarini (Édgar Ramírez)." Costarring Mandy Moore. Eight episodes available.

Willie Nelson & Family, 3:01 a.m., Paramount+. Premiere. "The first authorized work exploring the extraordinary life of Willie Nelson traverses the personal and career ups, downs, and in-betweens of one of the world's most beloved musicians." Four episodes available.

Bookie, 3:01 a.m., Max. First season finale. "The Super Bowl: God's Gift to Bookies" and "A Square Job in a Round Hole." "The biggest night in sports leads to an even bigger payout, causing Danny and Ray to scramble for a safe place to stash their windfall, but Hector accidentally puts the gang's entire operation at risk." Later, "In the wake of a violent showdown, Sandy gives Danny an ultimatum: get legit or lose her -- and their family. Danny turns to a questionable celebrity source for advice." Two episodes available.

Julia, 3:01 a.m., Max. Second season finale. "Lobster Américaine." "When the FBI descends on WGBH, Julia uses her experience in wartime espionage to keep the crew safe from accusations of un-American conduct. A shocking announcement could shape the future of The French Chef."

Whatever It Takes, 3:01 a.m., BET+. Premiere. "Navigating careers, life and the nuances of friendship, five women bond over the imperfections in their love lives. The holidays bring some of them their greatest wishes and others their most profound losses."

Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base, 3:01 a.m., Max. Premiere. "Gary's unique point-of-view on both lighthearted and serious subjects" is featured in this stand up special.

Dr. Death: Cutthroat Conman, 3:01 a.m., Peacock. Premiere. "Talks about the rise and fall of surgeon and researcher Paolo Macchiarini, a pioneer in the field of trachea transplantation accused of having performed transplants on patients without seeking authorisation from scientific ethics committees."


TALKIN' 'BOUT TALK (Most shows have repeats this week, hence the smaller edition.)
Today, 7 a.m., NBC. "Holiday gifts that don't cost a thing. The Young People's Chorus of New York City. Holiday desserts with chef Matt Adlard." Later, "How to protect oneself from a winter car emergency. Catching up with country singer Rory Feek and daughter Indy. Holiday gift guide. Holiday home crafts." After that, "Pop Culture Preview with Justin Sylvester. Mario Cantone (plugging And Just Like That ..., I assume). Creative gift wrapping ideas. Author Lauren Grodstein (We Must Not Think of Ourselves)."

The Drew Barrymore Show, times, lengths and starions vary. Sydney Sweeney and Glen Powell (Anyone But You) and in the second half, "Drew-crewer" Danny Seo (Naturally Danny Seo Magazine) and Amy Smart, plus a heroic, lifesaving school bus driver.

Karamo, times and stations vary. "Childhood sweethearts Michael and Christina eventually got married, but cheating accusations have torn them asunder. Amanda is putting her wedding plans on hold until she can find out if her fiancé, Chico, is cheating with their neighbor Ebony."


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PRE-PRIMETIME SPORTS
College Basketball, 6 p.m., ESPN. Kentucky vs. Louisville.
NBA G League Basketball, 7 p.m., ESPN2. Winter Showcase: G League Ignite vs. Grand Rapids Gold.
NBA Basketball, 7 p.m., NBA TV. Utah Jazz vs. Detroit Pistons.
NHL Hockey, 7:30 p.m., ESPN+/Hulu. Edmonton Oilers vs. New Jersey Devils.


PRE-PRIMETIME MOVIES
A Christmas Carol, 7:15 p.m., StarzEncore. 1984 movie.
A Snowy Day in Oakland, 7:17 p.m., Starz.
Elf, 7:30 p.m., IFC. Encore at 9:30 p.m.
The Day After Tomorrow, 7:45 p.m., FXM. Encore at 10:05 p.m.
Southpaw, 7:50 p.m., Showtime Extreme.


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8 P.M. (NBC has reruns of Christmas at Graceland and Dolly Parton's Mountain Magic Christmas. PBS has reruns of This Old House, Ask This Old House and All Creatures Great and Small.)
iHeartRadio Jingle Ball 2023, ABC. 2 hours. "Performances by the year's biggest artists, including Olivia Rodrigo, SZA, Niall Horan, OneRepublic, Sabrina Carpenter, Jelly Roll, Doechii, Paul Russell, Melanie Martinez, David Kushner, AJR, Pentatonix, Big Time Rush and Cher."

Son of a Critch, The CW. "European Vacation." "Mark tries to win back Fox during a school trip. Pop uses the trip to revisit his past life as a bootlegger with Al Capone."

Children Ruin Everything, 8:30 p.m., The CW. "Expectations." "With a move out of the city and their home of a decade looming, Astrid and James look back on when they first moved in. With Astrid set to give birth to her first child, her mother and sister do not see eye to eye on Astrid's birth plan."

Big Brother Reindeer Games, CBS. First season finale.

College Football, ESPN. RoofClaim.com Boca Raton Bowl: South Florida vs. Syracuse.

Thursday Night Football, 8:15 p.m., Amazon. New Orleans Saints vs. Los Angeles Rams.

The Christmas Break, FOX. Premiere. "Caroline and Jack travel to her native Ireland to spend time with her family during the holidays. They soon find themselves at a crossroads in their marriage when Jack decides he's ready to have children but Caroline says she's not ready."

Miracle in Bethlehem, PA, Hallmark Movie Channel. Premiere. "Sparks fly between a fiercely independent woman and a quintessential bachelor when she gets stranded in Bethlehem, Pa., just before Christmas."

Smart Home Killer, Lifetime Movie Network. Premiere. "A single mother moves into a state-of-the-art smart house, complete with an in-home security system. However, as strange glitches and stranger events start to occur, she soon realizes that she's not the only one watching through her security cameras."

Movie Night!
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, AMC.
Meet Me in St. Louis, TCM.
Aquaman, TNT.
Shazam! Fury of the Gods, 8:20 p.m., HBO Family.
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York, 8:50 p.m., Freeform.


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9 P.M. (The CW has reruns of Whose Line Is It Anyway? and The Great American Joke Off.)
Dick Van Dyke 98 Years of Magic, CBS. 2 hours. "Honoring and celebrating the legendary career of the iconic actor and performer for his 98th birthday."

College Basketball, CBS Sports Network. Stanford vs. San Diego State.

College Basketball, ESPN2. Hawaiian Airlines Diamond Head Classic: Georgia Tech vs. Massachusetts.

Movie Night!
Disney's A Christmas Carol, Disney. 2009 movie.
Barbie, HBO.
Major League, MoreMax.
Love Actually, MTV.
Ex Machina, 9:49 p.m., Cinemax.


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10 P.M. (ABC has a rerun of Shark Tank.)
Rebel Moon -- Part One: A Child of Fire, Netflix. Premiere. "When the ruthless forces of the Motherworld threaten a quiet farming village on a distant moon, a mysterious outsider becomes its best hope for survival."

House of Villains, E! First season finale, 90 minutes. "Heavy Is The Head That Wears The Crown." "The final five villains are joined by special guests for their last meal. Shake faces down his biggest competition of the season. Bananas finds himself torn between his two biggest allies. A winner claims the title of America's Ultimate Supervillain."

NBA Basketball, NBA TV. Washington Wizards vs. Portland Trail Blazers.

NHL Hockey, 10:30 p.m., ESPN+/Hulu. Arizona Coyotes vs. San Jose Sharks.

Johnny Carson, Antenna. 90 minutes. Adrienne Barbeau, Gabriel Kaplan, Joan Rivers and George Plimpton are the guests on this Dec. 20, 1973, episode, which wasn't the last before Christmas break.

Movie Night!
Spider-Man: Far From Home, FX. Also airing at 7 p.m.
Ocean's Twelve, Paramount. 2004 movie.
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, The Movie Channel. 2007 movie. 
Scream VI, 10:45 p.m., Showtime. 2023 movie.
The Big Wedding, 10:54 p.m., HBO Signature.


LATE NIGHT TALK (Jimmy Kimmel Live! has the week off.)
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, 11:34 p.m., NBC. Travis Scott, Joe Keery and Mario the Maker Magician.
The Late Show With Stephen Colbert, 11:35 p.m., CBS. Anderson Cooper and Andy Cohen and Louis Cato, who performs with the Late Show Band.
Late Night With Seth Meyers, 12:35 a.m., NBC. Jack Antonoff, Michael Mann, Bleachers, and, sitting in with the 8G Band, Fred Armisen.


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LATE NIGHT PICK!
Spy, 11:20 p.m., HBO2.


Bet you thought I was going to close with "Put on a Happy Face," didn't you? Courtesy YouTube.


Sources: Futon Critic, zap2it, individual show websites, TV Everyday, IMDB, Google.

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