What's On Tonight (Tuesday): Let's talk about the foosball

 

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Tonight's Top Pick is the 46th season premiere of Inside the NFL, airing on The CW. This also reminds me that I do need to revisit The Waterboy, eventually, when I actually have time to watch anything for fun.

While I chug a couple Gatorades, let's see what else TV has to offer us for Tuesday, Sept. 5. All times are EST.


STREAMING
Only Murders in the Building, 12:01 a.m., Hulu. "Ghost Light." "All roads lead the trio back to the Goosebury Theater during a nerve-rattling thunderstorm. With Howard as their jittery guide, they track a legendary ghost who's haunted the theatre for generations."

Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs, 3:01 a.m., Netflix. Premiere. "In a rowdy stand-up set, Shane Gillis riffs on his girlfriend's Navy SEAL ex, touring George Washington's house and being bullied by an Australian Goth."

PRE-PRIMETIME SPORTS

2023 U.S. Open Tennis, 7 p.m., ESPN. Quarterfinals, from Flushing, New York.

MLB Baseball, 7:30 p.m., TBS. San Francisco Giants vs. Chicago Cubs.

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PRE-PRIMETIME MOVIES

Rosemary's Baby, 7 p.m., The Movie Channel Xtreme.

When the Bough Breaks, 7:10 p.m., StarzEncore.

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, 7:25 p.m., HBO.

Vendetta, 7:29 p.m., MoreMax.

Catch Me if You Can, 7:35 p.m., Showcase.

8 P.M. and 9 P.M.

Inside the NFL, The CW. 46th season premiere. "A panel of football experts break down the top storylines of the upcoming 2023 NFL season. Highlights include access to team training camps, previously unseen angles of pivotal preseason game action and behind-the-scenes audio from the sidelines."

Beat Shazam, FOX. 75th episode. "This One's Got It All!" "A team of sisters, a team of cowboys and a married couple battle."

America's Got Talent, NBC. 2 hours. "Qualifiers 3." "Eleven performers take the stage live from the Pasadena Civic Auditorium as judging is turned over to the audience to vote for their favorite performer to move to the final round."

WNBA Basketball, CBS Sports Network. New York Liberty vs. Dallas Wings.

Ahsoka, 9:01 p.m., Disney+. Episode four of eight.

Movie Night!

The Day After Tomorrow, AMC.

The Mummy, Syfy.

The Marine, 8:40 p.m., FXM. Also airing at 6:50 p.m.

Road Trip, 9:43 p.m., Cinemax.

American History X, 9:50 p.m., Sho2.

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10 P.M.

Hard Knocks: Training Camp with the New York Jets, HBO. 18th season finale.

Frontline, PBS. "Two Strikes/Tutwiler." "How a former West Point cadet got life in prison; pregnant women in prison and what happens to their newborns."

WNBA Basketball, CBS Sports Network. Washington Mystics vs. Phoenix Mercury.

Johnny Carson, Antenna. Christina Pickles, John Mendoza and kayaker Ed Gillet are the guests on this Sept. 2, 1987, episode.

Movie Night!

White Men Can't Jump, HBO2.

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Showtime.

North Dallas Forty, TCM.

Our Family Wedding, 10:21 p.m., HBO Family.

Empire of Light, 10:40 p.m., HBO Signature.

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LATE NIGHT PICK!

Ape vs. Monster, 11:35 p.m., The Movie Channel.

Sources: Futon Critic, zap2it, Google.