Many People Have (Bad) Opinions On How To Beat The Devil And Other Friday Headlines

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Siri, Serve Me Up Some Complete Horseshit [The Bulwark]

These People Are Nuts [Wonkette]

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'What Makes Jim Gaffigan's Hot Pockets Joke So Great' [Vulture]

Another Piece Of Shit YouTube 'Influencer,' You Don't Say! [Page Six]

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Raccoons In Germany Love Getting Shitfaced On Beer [Food & Wine]

Related Alex Petri: 'Freedom Is Beer!' [The Washington Post Gift Link]

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'Brian Kilmeade Terrified A Bong Full Of Pots Is Going To Win The US Open' [Wonkette]

Oh, Shut The Fuck Up [Awful Announcing]

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