Tuesday, August 1, 2023

What's On Tonight (Wednesday): A Hijack? Surely you can't be serious

Hijack

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue! Here's what's on television for tonight, Wednesday, August 2!

Our Top Pick tonight is the finale of Hijack (Apple TV+, midnight). The limited series, led by Idris Elba, is about the hijacking on a 7-hour Dubai-to-London flight. It is an interesting premise but spread out over 7 episodes (mostly told in real-time)... I checked out after 3. Sorry, Archie Panjabi and Eve Myles. Love is not enough! And AimΓ©e Kelly! I haven't seen her since Wolfblood.

ElsewherePhysical and Reservation Dogs begin their 3rd and final seasons, your Food is Poisoned, The Afterparty recalls a heist, Josie visits Riverdale, Dean enters his theater YearsNancy Drew needs some help, Rocket's full (and heartbreaking) backstory hits Disney+.

(All times are Eastern. All listings are new unless otherwise stated. For more listings, visit The Futon Critic or Zap2it.)

STREAMING & EARLY EVENING

πŸŽ₯ Poisoned: The Dirty Truth About Your Food (Netflix, 3 a.m.): "Through revealing interviews with experts and victim's families, this documentary examines the problem of deadly foodborne illnesses in the United States."✔️

The Afterparty (Apple TV+, midnight): When Edgar's business partner opens up about their complicated history, it plays like a slick and suspenseful heist movie.

⭐ Hijack (Apple TV, midnight): SERIES FINALE. "A new threat emerges on board as Sam struggles to control the chaos unfolding around him."

Physical (Apple TV+, midnight): SEASON PREMIERE. We got 2 episodes kicking off this final season. Apple TV+, which is usually pretty good about episodes and descriptions, has thus far, provided nothing about the premiere episodes. I know Zooey Deschanel joins the cast as Rose's rival (or something).

Reservation Dogs (FX on Hulu, midnight): SEASON PREMIERE. We got 2 episodes kicking off this final season. (*I feel like I just said that*) "Teenie brings the Rez Dogs home." And later, "Bear is at a crossroads." 

WHAT ELSE IS ON
πŸŽ₯ Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 (Disney+, 3 a.m.)
πŸŽ₯ Mark Cavendish: Never Enough (Netflix, 3 a.m.): 
Young Jedi Adventures (Disney+, 3 a.m.)

πŸ•— 8 P.M. EASTERN / πŸ•– 7 P.M. CENTRAL

Nancy Drew (The CW / The CW App, Thursday): "Carson and Ryan work together to help Nancy."✔️

WHAT ELSE IS ON
All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite (TBS)
Big Brother (CBS / Paramount+, Thursday): Season premiere
πŸ’² Hey Yahoo! (GSN)
Judge Steve Harvey (ABC / Hulu, Thursday)
LA Fire & Rescue (NBC / Peacock, Thursday)
MasterChef (Fox / Hulu, Thursday)
The Real Housewives of Orange County (Bravo / Peacock, Thursday)
Teen Mom: The Next Chapter (MTV / Paramount+, Thursday)
Nancy Drew (via NancyDrewGifs)

πŸ•˜ 9 P.M. EASTERN / πŸ•— 8 P.M. CENTRAL

Human Footprint (PBS): "Exploring the modern city, including three species that thrive in that ecosystem."

Riverdale (The CW / The CW App, Thursday): Betty enlists help from Cheryl and Toni after deciding she's going to publish her own book. Archie's attempt to take his poetry to the next level doesn't go as planned. Veronica, Kevin, and Clay host Hollywood movie star Josie McCoy. No word on the Pussycats.

Sistas (BET): Maurice is willing to risk everything to save a friend, as Danni may have made a terrible mistake with Preston. Zac puts his relationship at risk in an effort to assist Karen.

The Wonder Years (ABC / Hulu, Thursday): In search of a new hobby, Dean joins the drama club -- only to find himself mixed up in drama of his own. Theater kids... Amiright?!✔️

WHAT ELSE IS ON
American Pickers (History)
Dr. Pimple Popper (TLC / Max, Thursday)
Expedition X (Discovery Channel): Season premiere
Gordon Ramsey's Food Stars (Fox / Hulu, Thursday)
πŸ’² Guy's Grocery Games (Food Network / Max, Thursday)
Temptation Island (USA / Peacock, Thursday)
Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen (Bravo / Peacock, Thursday): Shannon Beador, Vicki Gunvalson
The Wonder Years (via Giphy)

πŸ•™ 10 P.M. EASTERN / πŸ•˜ 9 P.M. CENTRAL

Grown-ish (Freeform / Hulu, Thursday): Modern-day chivalry is on everyone's minds as Annika grows tired of Andre's white-knight routine. Doug tries to impress Sloane, and Aaron finds himself in a passive-aggressive email battle with a colleague.

WHAT ELSE IS ON
The Big D (USA / Peacock, Thursday)
Does Murder Sleep (Investigation Discovery / Max, Thursday): Series premiere
Ghost Adventures (Discovery Channel, 10:07 p.m. / Max, Thursday)
My Strange Addiction: Still Addicted? (TLC / Max, Thursday)✔️

πŸ’€πŸ˜΄ LATE NIGHT πŸ˜΄πŸ’€

πŸ“Ί Suddenly Susan (Rewind TV, 2 & 2:30 a.m.): "San Francisco's gay community has it in for Susan when her e-mail mocking Nate's attitude toward homosexuals is published." Canceled!

Teenage Euthanasia (Adult Swim, midnight): "Annie's high school impregnates students with practice robo-babies to deter teen pregnancy." Cool. Cool cool cool.

WHAT ELSE IS ON
Hot Haus (Fuse, 11 p.m.)
Save My Skin (TLC, 11 & 11:30 p.m. & midnight / Max, Thursday)
My Strange Addiction (via Giphy)

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Key SourcesThe Futon CriticIMDbTV PassportZap2it
⭐: Top Pick
πŸ’²: Game show
πŸŽ₯: Movie
πŸ“Ί: Throwback
✔️: Video/gif/photo included

Happy watching, everyone!

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