Let's hear it for "That Woman From Michigan" and Other Thursday Headlines

 

Via Giphy.

You Go, Gretchen! (Wonkette)

"For the record, he pleaded 'not guilty.' For the record, we don't believe him." (Wonkette)

Via Tenor

But, isn't Ariel giving consent to be kissed? And who would think Ursula's POV is acceptable? (Deadline)

The man who sold Michael K. Williams fentanyl-laced heroin has pleaded guilty. (Deadline)

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I'm 100% honest here; I think Keanu would do wonderfully in a musical of Being There. (Page Six)

My goodness, he's become quite the little man. Seriously, that is a child-sized man. (Page Six)

Via Giphy.

The Old Country talks about Jack Warner (Louis B. Mayer next?) (A.V. Club)

A look at three erotic thrillers ... (The Film Experience)

Via Gifer.

I don't regret not seeing Shucked, but I wholeheartedly applaud the huckering going on for it. (Vulture)

What it takes to be a Kansas City Chiefs cheerleader. (Yahoo Sports)

PET SET: Picasso

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