Monday, February 13, 2023

What's On Tonight (Tuesday): Valentines are Bigger in Texas, y'all!

 

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Happy Valentine's Day, readers! I Choo-Choo-Choose You! Tonight's Top Pick is 9-1-1: Lone Star.


Let's see what else TV has to offer us for Tuesday, Feb. 14. All times are EST.


STREAMING
Planet Sex with Cara Delevingne, 12:01 p.m., Hulu. Premiere. "Cara is an actress, one of the world's most photographed people and an award-winning LGBTQ+ icon. On this immersive journey, she puts her mind and body on the line in search of answers regarding human sexuality, its joys, mysteries, and constantly changing nature. In every episode, she shares her own personal experiences. Uniquely unfiltered and authentic, there's no limit on how far Cara's willing to go to explore what makes us all human." Six episodes available.

How I Met Your Father, 12:01 a.m., Hulu. "Pathetic Deirdre." "Sophie and Val question where they are in their careers and reach out to an old friend. Jesse and Meredith make a tour announcement video."

Jim Jefferies: High n' Dry, 3:01 a.m., Netflix. Premiere. Stand up comedy.


TALKIN' BOUT TALK
CBS Mornings, 7 a.m., CBS. Model Karlie Kloss and professional matchmaker Maria Avgitidis Pyrgiotakis.

Live With Kelly and Ryan, times and stations vary. Jason Biggs and Jenny Mollen.

The Drew Barrymore Show, times, stations and lengths vary. Reese Witherspoon (Your Place or Mine), who helps Drew give a special rom com-style makeover to an audience member. Also, Rayna Greenberg and Ashley Hesseltine (Girls Gotta Eat) join Drew, dating expert Damona Hoffman, dating coach Michael Hussey and the one and only Dr. Ruth for a love panel that takes the audience's questions.

Rachael Ray, times and stations vary. "We're celebrating Valentine’s Day and The Bachelor host Jesse Palmer is sharing the behind-the-scenes scoop on the latest season. Later, Rachael’s cooking a romantic three-course meal: shrimp fra diavolo, creamy brown butter and sage tagliatelle and boneless ribeye steaks. Then, Rachael's sister Maria is making her apple berry pie. Yum!"

Steve Wilkos, times and stations vary. "Imperfect Mates" and "You're My Daughter?!"


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PRE-PRIMETIME SPORTS
UEFA Champions League, 3 p.m., CBS/Univision. Paris Saint-Germain vs. Bayern Munich.
English Championship Soccer, 3 p.m., ESPN2. Burnley vs. Watford.
Men's College Lacrosse, 5 p.m., ESPNU. North Carolina at Johns Hopkins.

College Basketball
Georgetown at Seton Hall, 6 p.m., CBS Sports Network.
Notre Dame at Duke, 7 p.m., ESPN.
Missouri at Auburn, 7 p.m., ESPN2.
Illinois at Penn State, 7 p.m., ESPNU.

NBA Basketball, 7:30 p.m., TNT. Boston Celtics vs. Millwaukee Bucks.
NHL Hockey, 7:30 p.m., ESPN+/Hulu. New Jersey Devils vs. Columbus Blue Jackets.


PRE-PRIMETIME MOVIES
Shallow Hal, 7:03 p.m., StarzEncore.
RocknRolla, 7:05 p.m., MoreMax.
Waiting to Exhale, 7:10 p.m., FXM. Encore at 9:45 p.m.
Garden State, 7:15 p.m., HBO Signature.
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, 7:27 p.m., Syfy.


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8 P.M. (The CW has a rerun of The Winchesters.)
9-1-1: Lone Star, FOX. "Abandoned." "As Owen wears an FBI wire for his meeting with O'Brien, The Honor Dogs crash the meet-up and let them know there's an infiltrator in their midst. A frantic TK desperately searches for a missing Carlos, who is being held captive."

FBI, CBS. "Protégé." "The team investigates the murder of a professional informant after he's found dead outside an abandoned factory in Red Hook. Maggie reconnects with an old colleague and mentor (Joelle Carter)."

Night Court, NBC. "Justice Buddies." "Gurgs' tween nephew and some of his fellow students visit the court for a school project. Things get out of hand for Abby, Dan and the night court team when the kids reveal their true motive is to grind the wheels of justice to a halt."

American Auto, 8:30 p.m., NBC. "Cost Cutting." "In an effort to reduce costs, Jack, Cyrus and Elliot have to let go of some employees while Wesley and Dori search for office savings. Sadie helps prep Katherine for her first post-crisis TV interview."

The Rookie, ABC. "The Con." "With help from the FBI, Lopez puts everything on the line to help Elijah Stone take down a gang leader in exchange for her safety. Nolan and Bailey must deal with the secrets and shady dealings his late mother left behind."

Finding Your Roots, PBS. "Chosen." "David Duchovny and Richard Kind trace their roots from Jewish communities in Eastern Europe to the U.S."

A Dangerous Affair, Lifetime Movie Network. Premiere. "Pilates instructor Amélie Didot begins a steamy love affair with one of her handsome clients, journalist Pierce Dalton. However, when a killer develops an erotic obsession with Pierce, Amélie finds herself in the middle of a deadly love triangle."

Movie Night!
Deadpool 2, FX.
Elvis, HBO.
Fools Rush In, Cinemax.
Uncut Gems. Showtime.
Fifty Shades of Grey, Paramount.


9 P.M.
Love Trip: Paris, Freeform. Series premiere. "New Country, Same Mistakes" and "Love Blooms." "Four American girls who are unlucky in love move to Paris to find their soul mates. Afraid of repeating mistakes from back home, Lacy, Rose, Caroline and Josielyn are ready for a change of scenery, but old habits are tough to break." Later, "Two new suitors catch Josielyn's interest. Rose takes a shot with another man. Caroline turns up the heat. Lacy reveals a shocking secret from her past." Two episodes airing.

Fight the Power: How Hip Hop Changed the World, PBS. "Under Siege." "Exploring the 1980s and the birth of hip-hop as social commentary with the emergence of artists like Public Enemy, KRS-One, Ice-T and NWA."

World's Funniest Animals: Valentine's Day, The CW. "Hilarious clips during the season of love, including llamas, rhinos, puppies and lambs. Elizabeth Stanton hosts, with commentary by AJ Gibson, Emile Ennis Jr., Mikalah Gordon, Carmen Hodgson, Katherine Murray, Anna Maria Perez De Tagle and Noah Matthews."

The Rookie: Feds, ABC. "Dead Again." "During a recent murder investigation of an investment banker, who was also declared murdered six years ago, the unit follows a suspicious trail that leads to new evidence on both cases. Fortune considers her future with Carter."

FBI: International, CBS. "Glimmers and Ghosts." "The team and Smitty reunite with Jaeger in Berlin as they all delve into a case involving the murder of an elderly German man."

La Brea, NBC. "The Return." "A ruthless enemy holds the clearing captive, threatening to kill a beloved survivor if their demands for an unexpected item aren't met. Gavin and Sam lead the rescue attempt, aided by an old friend whose return holds more questions than answers."

Accused, 9:01 p.m., FOX. "Kendall's Story." "When a man (Malcolm-Jamal Warner) learns his daughter (Karen LeBlanc) was assaulted, his friends encourage him to take justice into his own hands." Also guest starring Tony Award-winner (and potential 2023 nominee) Wendell Pierce as Det. Douglas.

College Basketball
Kansas at Oklahoma State, ESPN.
Michigan at Wisconsin, ESPN2.
Kansas State at Oklahoma, ESPNU.

Movie Night!
Magic Mike, HBO Signature.
Mirrors: Unrated, MoreMax.
Baby Boy, VH1.
A Journal for Jordan, 9:29 p.m., Starz.
As They Made Us, 9:45 p.m., The Movie Channel.


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10 P.M. (NBC has another Magnum, P.I. rerun.)
FBI: Most Wanted, CBS. "Black Mirror." "When two Vermont teens are kidnapped on their way home from a basketball game, the team is led to a wayward pastor and his brother. Remy attends a hearing for his brother's murderer."

Will Trent, ABC. "Should I Go Get My Tin Foil Hat?" "A double murder leads the unit on a chase to investigate a software firm's activity behind closed doors. Angie does her best to ensure a key witness testifies in her case."

Everything I Know About Love, E! "Other Half." "Maggie decides to 'grow up' by focusing on work and swearing off sex and booze, but her new attitude drives everyone mad. Tensions come to a head at Heirs & Graces."

History's Greatest Heights, 10:03 p.m., History. "The Pierre Hotel Robbery." "A duo of highly skilled thieves who specialize in hotel jobs go after the biggest target of their careers: New York's famed Pierre Hotel. The team takes over the hotel, getting into the lobby vault and its hundreds of safe deposit boxes."

NBA Basketball, TNT. Golden State Warriors vs. L.A. Clippers.

College Basketball, CBS Sports Network. Wyoming at New Mexico.

Johnny Carson, Antenna. Carl Reiner and Catherine Deneuve are the guests on this Feb. 24, 1981 episode.

Movie Night!
Race, HBO2.
Untamed Heart, Sho2.
X-Men: Apocalypse, 10:30 p.m., FX.
My Super Ex-Girlfriend, 10:51 p.m., StarzEncore.
To the Wonder, 10:55 p.m., HBO Signature.


LATE NIGHT TALK
The Daily Show, 11 p.m., Comedy Central. Guest Host Sarah Silverman.
The Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon, 11:34 p.m., NBC. Chip and Joanna Gaines and Amanda Shires and Jason Isbell.
The Late Show With Stephen Colbert, 11:35 p.m., CBS. Patrick Stewart, Ke Huy Quan and Boyz II Men.
Jimmy Kimmel Live!, 11:35 p.m., ABC. Milo Ventimiglia, Charles Barkley and Paramore.
The Late Late Show With James Corden, 12:37 a.m., CBS. Alison Brie, Dave Franco and Lauren Spencer-Smith.
Late Night With Seth Meyers, 12:37 a.m., NBC. Paul Rudd and sitting in with the 8G Band, Zoë Brecher.


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LATE NIGHT PICK!
Sliding Doors, 12:50 a.m., HBO Signature.


Sources: Futon Critic, zap2it, individual show websites, IMDB, Google, Interbridge, TV Everyday.

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