Tucker the Kingmaker and Other Thursday Headlines

 

Courtesy Movie Assholes; I don't remember Stephens being as ass, I just remember him as a slightly annoying tourist.

In the year of our Lord, 2023, Tucker is the Gunilla Garson Goldberg for the GOP. (Wonkette)

Blame, blame, pass the blame, anywhere you want, merrily-merilly-merrily-merrily ... (Wonkette)

Courtesy Movie Assholes

Aw, Melissa Joan Hart and Ryan Reynolds would have been a cute couple. (Page Six)

The same thing initially happened with Florence Henderson and The Brady Bunch Movie. (Page Six)

Courtesy Movie Assholes

Yeah, it kinda did. (A.V. Club)

Here's where we're at with Superman III! (Superheroes Every Day)

Courtesy Movie Assholes (This is your reminder that Dean Jones should have DIED from the pain he received in Beethoven.)

Meet some early candidates for Michigan's U.S. Senate seat (Mlive)

"College basketball's shining moment is in jeopardy." (Yahoo Sports)

PET SET: Paul

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