What's On Tonight (Thursday): Don't Be a Dumbass, Watch That '90s Show!

 

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Tonight's Top Pick is That '90s Show, which FOX really should have tried harder to obtain. Ah, well, good luck to Kurtwood Smith and Debra Jo Rupp, the seven new young actors and the team of Bonnie, Terry & Leslie Turner. I'm also reminded that I should call the elderly couple who lived next door when I was a kid.

While I make sure they're still alive -- they are! -- let's look at what TV has to offer us for Thursday, Jan. 19. All listings are EST.


STREAMING
Web of Death, 12:01 a.m., Hulu. Series premiere. "Follows the investigations of online sleuths as they use digital footprints, DNA databases and the power of social media to solve gruesome, mysterious and bizarre murder cases." Six episodes available.

That '90s Show, 3:01 a.m., Netflix. Series premiere. "Kitty and Red Forman welcome a new generation of teenagers into their basement when their granddaughter Leia decides to spend her summer in Wisconsin." Ten episodes available.

Criminal Minds: Evolution, 3:01 a.m., Paramount+. "Pieces of Me" or possible "What Doesn't Kill Us." "As the BAU wait to hear news regarding the Sicarius case, they turn their attention to an Unsub enacting his own brand of vengeance."

Gossip Girl, 3:01 a.m., HBO Max. "I Know What You Did Last Summit."

Velma, 3:01 a.m., HBO Max. Two episodes available.


TALKIN' 'BOUT TALK (Steve Wilkos has a rerun today.)
CBS Mornings, 7 a.m., CBS. Singer-songwriter Amanda Shires (Take It Like a Man).

The Talk, 2 p.m., CBS. Football analyst Deion Sanders.

The Kelly Clarkson Show, times and stations vary. Bryan Cranston (Your Honor) and Rita Wilson (A Man Called Otto).

Rachael Ray, times and stations vary. Chef Jacques Pépin plugs Art of the Chicken and shares his chicken salad recipe. Also, Jesse Palmer promotes the upcoming Bachelor season and Rachael makes pork chops with sweet cream sauce -- and it's good with chicken, too.

Courtesy Imgflip. I really love chicken, so I might have to buy this book. It could be a fun article.

PRE-PRIMETIME SPORTS

NBA Basketball, 3 p.m., NBA TV. Chicago Bulls vs. Detroit Pistons.

College Basketball, 7 p.m.

UNC-Wilmington at Hofstra, CBS Sports Network.

Michigan at Maryland, ESPN.

Purdue at Minnesota, ESPN2.

Wichita State at Memphis, ESPNU.

PGA Tour Champions Golf, 7 p.m., Golf. The first round of the Mitsubishi Electric Championship.

NBA Basketball, 7:30 p.m., TNT. Golden State Warriors at Boston Celtics.

PRE-PRIMETIME MOVIES

The Usual Suspects, 7 p.m., Showcase.

Monstrous, 7 p.m., Showtime.

The Drop, 7:13 p.m., MoreMax.

Venom: Let There Be Carnage, 7:19 p.m., Starz.

Predators, 7:40 p.m., FXM. Encore at 9:50 p.m.

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8 P.M. (CBS and NBC have reruns tonight.)

Walker, The CW. "Buffering." "Cordell and Cassie intervene in a hostage situation at a server farm, but something Trey finds indicates something more sinister is at play. August tries to smooth things over with his grandparents. Cordell reunites with someone from his past."

Celebrity Jeopardy!, ABC. "Quarterfinal No. 9." B.J. Novak, Brendan Hunt and Cari Champion compete.

Hell's Kitchen, FOX. "What in Hell's Kitchen?" "The final seven chefs compete in several challenges to earn their coveted black jackets. Two chefs are eliminated."

This Old House, PBS. "Newburyport: Demo Find." "Pouring new foundations. A winding staircase replaces an old steep one. Building a retaining wall. Replacing the old water line."

Dying for a Crown, Lifetime Movie Network. Premiere. "A new student at a high school stops at nothing to gain popularity and become homecoming queen at the prom."

Movie Night!

Edward Scissorhands, BBC America.

Zombieland, FX. Encore at 10 p.m.

The Man from U.N.C.L.E., HBO.

12 Rounds, Cinemax.

Crawl, 8:30 p.m., Showtime.

9 P.M. (FOX's sitcoms have reruns tonight.)

Walker Independence, The CW. "Strange Bedfellows." "Abby starts to question everything she thought to be true, much to the dismay of her friends. Kai thinks he's seen a ghost when an unexpected person from his past appears in Independence. Gus makes a move no one sees coming."

La Otra Mirada, PBS. "Your History." "The students prepare for a visit from actor Benito Padilla, Manuela's cousin, and filmmaker Jorge Merlot. Roberta tries to get closer to Teresa."

The Parent Test, ABC. "Bubble Wrapped Children." "Strict, high achievement, free range and negotiation parents remain in the hot seat and brave challenges. The families also weigh in on the hot button topic of spanking."

Cribs, MTV. The homes of Debi Mazar and Eddie Huang.

NHL Hockey, ESPN. Tampa Bay Lightning at Edmonton Oilers.

2023 Australian Open Tennis, ESPN2. The third round, from Melbourne, Victoria, Australia.

College Basketball, CBS Sports Network. Western Kentucky at Louisiana Tech.

College Basketball, ESPNU. Washington at Colorado.

Movie Night!

Maleficent, Freeform.

The Intern, E!

The Suicide Squad, HBO Signature.

Total Recall, MoreMax.

What Men Want, VH1.

Courtesy YouTube.

10 P.M.

The Chase, ABC. "Most Shocking Rose Ceremony Ever." "Buzzy 'The Stunner' Cohen faces off with two game show veterans and an attorney who has traveled to all 50 states in America."

NBA Basketball, TNT. Brooklyn Nets at Phoenix Suns.

Watch What Happens Live With Andy Cohen, Bravo. Harry Hamlin and Aisha Tyler.

Johnny Carson, Antenna. Robert Klein, Blair Brown and Teddy Andrews are the guests on this Jan. 13, 1989 episode.

Movie Night!

Thank You for Your Service, 10:30 p.m., The Movie Channel.

Angel Has Fallen, 10:30 p.m., USA.

The Tomorrow Man, 10:41 p.m., HBO Family.

John Wick: Chapter 3 -- Parabellum, 10:45 p.m., AMC.

Smokin' Aces, 10:55 p.m., MoreMax.

LATE NIGHT TALK

The Daily Show, 11 p.m., Comedy Central. Guest Host Leslie Jones has Charlamagne Tha God.

The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, 11:34 p.m., NBC. John Oliver, Sam Smith and Fahim Anwar.

The Late Show With Stephen Colbert, 11:35 p.m., CBS. Adam Kinzinger and Meet Me @ The Altar.

Jimmy Kimmel Live!, 11:35 p.m., ABC. Lily Tomlin, Jane Fonda, Rita Moreno, Sally Field, Jacob Latimore and Hailey Whitters.

The Late Late Show With James Corden, 12:37 a.m., CBS. Anna Kendrick, Scott Caan and Fabrizio Copano.

Late Night With Seth Meyers, 12:37 a.m., NBC. Kenan Thompson, Jinkx Monsoon and sitting in with the 8G Band, Daniel Fang.

Courtesy YouTube.

LATE NIGHT PICK!

Moulin Rouge!, 1:37 a.m., StarzEncore.

Sources: Futon Critic, zap2it, individual show websites, Google, IMDB, Interbridge, TV Everyday.