Not Ashamed to Say I Was the Lisa of My Siblings and Other Thursday Headlines

 

Via Tenor.

"What sort of monster helps mothers and children?" (Wonkette)

Oh, if only the people who could benefit from learning history actually bothered ... (Wonkette)

Via Giphy.

Congratulations Eric & Emily! (Page Six)

But boo to you, other Eric, and your apparently fragile manhood. (Page Six)

Via Tenor.

There will be plenty of opportunities to watch this year's Puppy Bowl. (Deadline)

Another day, another pair of departures from HBO Max. (Deadline)

Courtesy Wikipedia

"Topless woman accused of destroying Jesus statue in Fargo cathedral" (Fargo Forum)

"Baby's birth holds up Michigan House vote on spending bill" (Mlive)

Via Giphy.

Saving the season before it even began. (Yahoo Sports)

Was Amazon's Thursday Night Football debut season a success? (Awful Announcing)

PET SET: Lucy Lane

Courtesy The Dodo/YouTube